Kickstarter Syndrome

When you are promised something amazing, and encourage/work/pay to make it happen, but are really numb to the probability that it's inevitably going to be a let down, or not come to fruition at all.

Kickstarter Syndrome defined:

Person A: Did you see the new Kickstarter for Megamanolamarama?
Person B: Yea! I'm already a $100 tier backer!
Person A: Me too! AWESOME!

- Scenario A -
Release day: Person A & B: This game... sucks! Why did we back it again?

-Scenario B-
Person A as an old man: Remember when we gave money to some people online to make something cool we could experience?

Person B as an old man: Yea we were stupid back then weren't we?

by ApplesPotatoGardner July 26, 2016

Kick start fart

it is when you cant piss unless you fart,
also known as the awkward fart in public toilets

i couldn't piss so i gave it the old kick start fart

by poonslayer06621 October 16, 2010

kickstarter

Platform and website for people, including artists and filmmakers with ideas or projects to raise funds to make them happen.

I just pledged 5 bucks to Barbara's kickstarter so I could get the hand written thank you card reward!!!

by crantasticvoyage May 16, 2011

Dickstart

When you drink Mountain Dew kickstart while ejaculating

Yesterday’s I did a dickstart and it felt good

by Cap watet June 2, 2021

Kinkstar

1. A person who performs kinkysexual acts (e.g. BDSM, Fetish), alone or with others, in front of an audience, usually in public, while exhibiting a high degree of kinky skills.

1. He flogged and single tailed that girl straight to cloud nine. They rocked it out on stage like a couple of real kinkstars!

by Simon Blaise November 27, 2012

kickstand shit

When taking a rather large, long shit it literally props one's ass hence a kickstand shit.

I was so constipated in jail that after eight days I finally produced a kickstand shit!!

by ScotyD July 17, 2017

Rusty Kickstand

Rusty Kickstand - verb. When a gentleman is getting a blow-job from behind while laying prone on his stomach... preferably combined with ass play. Easily transitions into a "Rusty Trombone".

i.e. My girl was giving me a massage last night and she transitioned into a Rusty Kickstand like a champ!

by Jamcat77 March 11, 2014