Kickstand

When you're leaning so much on Purple Drank you need a kickstand. The cough syrup gets you so high that it's hard to stand up.

u need that kickstand homie?

by TripleCupper January 12, 2011

Kickstand

When you are banging a 1-legged chick from behind...and after you bust....u kick out that one leg out...and she falls...then you jump around yelling "kickstand kickstand".

I was at a War Amp meeting and hooked up with this hot 1-legged counselor....i bent her over and gave her a kickstand.

by A and J Productions January 25, 2011

Kickstand

When you get a massive rager and roll over on it but it props you up like a kickstand on a bike.

My morning wood this morning acted as a kickstand holding me up

by JDJD6969 February 05, 2013

Kickstand

When youre riding your bike in a terry cloth robe and your tip is hanging out of the bottom.

Today in central park, a man rode past me and hit me in the chin with his kickstand.

by joshee May 20, 2007

Kickstanding

The act of rolling over in bed, after having sexual intercourse, and keeping your body from falling over with only your erect penis.

Guy 1: Wait why couldn't you lay are your stomach last night?
Guy 2: Cause I was kickstanding, bro.

by Wags101 October 19, 2011

Kickstand

It's the severity of the sucking up that denotes whether the person kisses ass, sucks dick or kickstands. Sucking dick so hard one actually kickstands or the kickstand of the individual getting their dick sucked.

Jane: "Sue is like the boss' kickstand"
Bob: "And the boss kickstands his boss, so on and so fourth"
Debbie: "It's like a kickstand fiesta. Fuck my life"
Joe: "I wish I could kickstand my way to the top but my ass is still sore"

by AmadeusIII April 04, 2010

Kickstand

Sleeping with your face propped up on a penis.

When a woman falls asleep while sucking a cock, and is leaning on that cock. She's using the "Kickstand".

by Willie Wanka November 26, 2010