Kickling

The body's natural defense to unprovoked tickling, often characterized by sudden and violent thrusts and swinging of the legs directed towards the perpetrator. Known to be deadly, those initiating the tickling will often come to regret their life choices very abruptly, especially when receiving a high velocity foot to the face.

While enjoying lunch with several others and seeming perfectly innocuous, Matt deftly reaches around to Keren and casually tickles her, which in turn leads to an epic kickling match, of which an ambulance ride and a month drinking food from a straw is the result for Matt.

by bonquequeg May 15, 2018

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