kicker

In poker, the highest unpaired card that acts as a tie-breaker if people have the same winning hand.

We both had a pair of aces, but I won with my jack kicker and he had a ten.

by Coell May 14, 2005

Kicker

A more proper way to refer to an extremely funny joke. Also can be known as a "Knee-slapper"

That was a kicker. It gave me quite a chuckle.

by _Shaybear_ November 23, 2011

kicker

A high school kid, not necessarily a boy, normally wears Rocky jeans, boots, and a cowboy hat. Drives a big pick up truck regardless of gas prices. Tend to go mudding and drink, most of their reletives tend to be rednecks. also called country kids

You find alot of kickers in Katy I.S.D

by Beczerz July 22, 2006

kicker

A big jump. As in related to skiing and or boarding.

Dude that kicker was sic.

by Morgan January 20, 2005

Kicker

A situation which may occur after ones deification produces an abnormally large and solid loaf long enough to bottom out. After the pinch, the loaf falls like a tree "kicking" one in the scrotum.

Can someone hand me a wet towel, i just dropped a kicker.

by ltdz_ January 28, 2009

Kicker

refers to the player on the football team who, next to the quarterback, gets the most ladies. The rest of the team likes to give him names of women soccer players such as Mia Hamm, only because they know that without him, they wouldn't have won their only game of the season.

That kicker is such a little wuss.
HEY MIA, go practice your field goals, KICKER.
-Girl number 1: I hooked up with the quarterback last night.
-Girl number 2: Yeah he is nothing compared to the kicker, he is a sex god.

by J Squared December 28, 2005

Kicker

The kicker is the guy on the football team who usually saves the team from a loss at the last second. Not really a part of the team unless they need him. Usually plays soccer and very sexy. Next to the quarterback the most important part of the team. And probably the position that takes the most balls because you have to kick by yourself in front 80,000 people. Always gets th ladies.

Cheerleader 1: Damn, check out that kicker over there. I'd fuck the shit out of him.
Cheerleader 2: Yeah he plays soccer to like David Beckham who is like so sexy.

Cheerleader 1: Let's Fuck em'!!!

by Tyler B. aka sexy June 27, 2009