kristofer x mathea

a magical ship between these 2 people that are meant to be.

girl 1- omg!!!! I ship it!!!
girl 2- who??
girl 1- Kristofer and Mathea!!!!! Kristofer x mathea

by thetrueuser November 26, 2016

Khristofer

The hottest, most sweetest guy in the universe. Makes the absolute best and most caring boyfriend in the world. Normally has abs, not flab’s.

Get yoself a khristofer, lady’s.

by Nat_eden2007 June 27, 2018

Kristofer Hunter

Bootleggers and Xanax for breakfast.

Don’t be a Kristofer hunter, especially at noon.

by Annonymous <3 January 29, 2022

Kristofer

A man with a huge cock and likes squeezing boobies with his bare ass cheeks

Tom has a small Willy and oversized balls but kristofer has huge testicles and a nice cock

by Tomhasasmallwilly April 9, 2019

Kristofer

Obviously, really really ridiculously ugly, a person with no friends, no social life and a particularly gargantuan penis.

(Which promotes his sexual life.)

Goes best with chocolate and whipped cream.

Watch out for stray hairs.

God, Kristofer's such a loser but he has such an extremely large penis that he gets laid more often than a bed at a mattress store.

by gorillagirl69 February 21, 2010

Kristofer

A cool was cunt with a massive cock and likes boobs that are big

Kid: i have a kristofer
Friend :Ohhhhh so u have a massive cock

by Tomhasasmallwilly April 9, 2019

Kristafer

A Kristafer is a boy that love having fun he makes everything funny and better then it is something he get mad easy a good fighter and also can get a lot of girls.

Kristafer your a fun and funny person.

by User 207 November 26, 2021