kootenay time

It's all about the easy going, stress free, slow pace of life in the Kootenay area. Where a given time is merely a ballpark figure. Take time, slow down, enjoy the view, smile, chat with a stranger, stop and smell the roses, do whatever makes you happy and don't ever rush it....not for anyone.

Wife: "would you hurry up and get ready! We need to be in town by 7:00!"

Husband: "Relax babe, we're on Kootenay time, we'll get there eventually"

by Rootsrock September 11, 2016

Kooter

Kooter is a slang word made up by Evil Odin and Pissing Razorz to define a pussy or Vaginal orrifice

"Pardon me Miss, do yo shave your Kooter?"

by Xekonaphim September 17, 2003

Kyoote

1. adj. When you are beyondcute;cuddly and sweet to the extreme.
2. adj. immature; childlike.
3. (Kyootie)- noun. a person that is kyoote.

1. "Oh hun...you are too kyoote!"
2. -"Chris just started screaming about how tired he was when he didn't even do any physical activity!"
-"well that's kyoote"
3. "You are such a kyootie!"

by BoO bOo! January 21, 2005

Kooter-karma

The indefinable mystic system of justice that allows guys to get with girls way out of their league. Usually gained from faithful acts towards ungrateful girlfriends.

I spent three years with that girl and she treated me like crap. I'm due some kooter-karma.

by Tucker Blue July 24, 2009

koote

A really cool old coote.

Even though he's 60 years old, with his baggy pants and cap on sideways, he's not just an ordinary old coote; he's an ole koote.

by wfredhart December 9, 2008

Kooter

The female sex organ. Can also be spelled with a c. "Cooter."

Wow, my kooter is on fire!
Man, her kooter smells!
I have to go to the doctor to have my kooter looked at.
I have an infection in my kooter.

by Goldielocks239 May 6, 2009

kooter cake

When the woman has a bulge in her pants front ass that hangs out as much as her tits.

"Yo Mamma Has A Huge Kooter Cake"

by Gangster .O. Love March 4, 2004