Khaki 

Boring, bland and uninteresting people. (White people mostly). Live in the burbs, prolly have a golden retriever named duke, and can’t wait for John Grisham to drop some hot new pages. Like to talk about work at bbqs and how the HOA is a great deal of you think about it.

Group of men-

“So the fantasy draft starts next week and we need one more guy. I was going to ask Bobby.”

Group - “No don’t ask Bobby he’s khaki as shit”

Khaki by King salmon October 17, 2018

Khaki 

dat tasty puddin dat drips from a skeetin pussy

Girl can I taste yo khaki

Khaki by oral_surgeon4u July 24, 2003

Khaki 

(Khaki?) The most annoying drama queen to ever grace the planet. Highly or “super” (learn a new adverb) insecure and inadequate, she will inject herself into matters that don’t pertain to her rather than focusing on living her life. Calls people “dawgs” and “savages” thus demoralizing and marginalizing them. Some might call this the product of ignorance and lack of understanding. Just stay away. I

Wow khaki is a selfish busy body who needs to mind her business.

Khaki by Avg.Joe October 11, 2020

Khaki Kyle 

The opposite/equivalent of a "Denim Dan", typically this person would wear Khaki shorts or pants with a plain white T-shirt. This person would wear black shoes with pants and sneakers with shorts.

This is also a character from the Run Home Studios short, "Denim Dan". He is a crime fighting side-kick to Denim Dan. It can be viewed at runhomestudios.com

Guy: Honey, what do you think if i wore jeans with this?
Girl: Well, I think you would look really comfortable
Guy: Honey, what about khaki's with this?
Girl: Well, I'd have to say you'd look like a Khaki Kyle

Fella1: Did you see that guy with the White T-Shirt and Khaki pants?
Fella2: Hell yeah! Without a doubt he looked like a Khaki Kyle

Khaki Kyle by KKDD3252 August 3, 2009

Khaki Tent 

A tent pitched through khaki pants with your erect penis.

Chris P. has got some real khaki tent goin on there!

Khaki Tent by nimped_narcissist April 6, 2011

khaki jesus 

Khaki Jesus aka Steve Irwin. He is the only person to rock a pair of generic khakis

Friend 1: have you ever heard of Steve Irwin

Friend 2: do you mean khaki Jesus

khaki jesus by Gopackmc September 28, 2020

Khaki Butt Flap

When you have diarrhea and use it as lube for anal, then smack the ass cheeks with both hands as you enter

Fuck man, I gave her the gnarliest khaki butt flap the other night after eating Chipotle.

Khaki Butt Flap by Alan Lights January 7, 2023