Logic-minded shortcut function of the popular internet browser America Online. Over 50,000 exist and each one typically defies and escapes the logic of the AOL customer, much to the chagrin of the AOL Customer Care Consultant on the other end of the phone.
Customer: "How do I change my billing information? I tried AOL Keyword "Modify My Financial Information" and nothing came up!
Customer Care Consultant: "Umm... Did you try AOL Keyword "Billing"?
Customer: "Ohhhhhhh!"
Customer Care Consultant: *sigh*
Customer Care Consultant: "Umm... Did you try AOL Keyword "Billing"?
Customer: "Ohhhhhhh!"
Customer Care Consultant: *sigh*
by The Majestik Moose August 3, 2005
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To begin with I would like to wish you a happy 15TH Birthday! I hope you have a wonderful day filled with lots of love and laughter. Read below for a little surprise...
I bet you weren’t expecting this. I am writing this to you on Urban Dictionary because I want the world to know how much you truly mean to me. You have always been there and supported me through everything, I’m so freaking grateful for that. Every time we hang out we always create long lasting memories with each other. Remember about the shit in the toilet, and that weird girl eating everything with a fork. Anyway, You always put yourself down saying your stupid, ugly and worthless but your not. You are one of the most beautiful, intelligent and wonderfully talented individuals I have ever met. Your open minded, opionated, caring and genuine - and that’s what I admire most about you. I cherish our friendship so much. I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO SOUND FAR FETCHED BUT I LOVE YOU AND YOUR THE BESTEST FREAKING FRIEND EVER!!! I wish you all the best in life , and I hope we continue being friends.
With Love,
Ava 💗
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Get the AOL Keyword mug.The act of spouting relevant sounding words in an attempt to give the impression one actually knows what the fuck they are talking about.
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Idiot #1: My website is about Steam Market Bots!
STILL Idiot #1: So, on the images, I'm keyword stuffing them with information about Steam Market Bots!
Idiot #2: (steammarketbot.com)
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Idiot #2: (steammarketbot.com)
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Person 1: all you ever do is talk about your future. can't you think or at least talk about anything else?
Person 2: Hello, AOL keyword AMBITION. i want to achieve my goals and dreams, nothing is going to stop me.
Person 1: Try AOL keyword LOSER
Person 2: When I'm enjoying my life, have a great family, and making large amounts of money, you'll be officially pwned.
Person 1: Right... whatever.
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Person 1: all you ever do is talk about your future. can't you think or at least talk about anything else?
Person 2: Hello, AOL keyword AMBITION. i want to achieve my goals and dreams, nothing is going to stop me.
Person 1: Try AOL keyword LOSER
Person 2: When I'm enjoying my life, have a great family, and making large amounts of money, you'll be officially pwned.
Person 1: Right... whatever.
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