keyster bunny

The keyster bunny is the lucky prisoner who goes on work furlong or gets a pass for a family emergency. He then shoves all the drugs he can find up his ass and then gives them to his buddies back in the slammer.
Everybody feels its easter, but the eggs came from the keyster.

Come up on a sharp and some smokes, loc--the keyster bunny came early this year.

by Withheld for your protection December 9, 2008

kempster

Inserting your toe in the vagina of a female in order to obtain sexual gratification.

Jaysus, her gowl was too wide for a kempster so I had to use my whole foot!

by Frank Brett April 14, 2006

kempster

Kempster, verb.
To engage in vaginal or anal sexual stimulation of a female using ones foot

My size 13 feet are too big for kempstering

by croaghlad April 14, 2006

ketmister

Someone who loves their Ket, and who has a detailed knowledge of its workings, both chemical and physiological.

A Ketamine expert.

Martin is a ketmister

by Ketmister August 2, 2006

keaster

ass, or old hairy man.

he got shot right in the keaster

by mitchell keast May 30, 2005

keastered

To hide something up the ass

I keastered my dope wile in the pen.

by jonnysocko March 7, 2011

keymaker

cool ass man from the matrix

yo keymaker, make me a key to the olsen twins house..

by True to my Roots July 7, 2003