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keystylin'

Having a freestyle battle over the internet via chat, forum, or message board in the manner of typing out your bars with your keyboard and ending them with //.
So many guns, they call me Mister Gat//Put so many dots on you, ya nickname Twister mat//

"Damn, remember back in the day when we used to spit bars online? We was straight up keystylin'."

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by Shock Smoove April 18, 2010
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keystone brownout

A rancid, liquid bowel movement after drinking too many Keystone (or Stones for short). Usually starts with a Questionable Fart or two, followed by rumbly in the ole tummy.

Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.
Gordon stopped by his apartment to get just a little taste of some crack. He quickly freebased a few hits, gobbled a few Loratabs, and slammed 16 Keystone light beers.

He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.
by Jrubadub March 27, 2012
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Kekistan

The holy Land of Kek, the home of the Kekistanians and people of Kekistani heritage, and warground between the Kekistani people and Normies.
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Where are you from?
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The glorious country of Kekistan.
by Glanderson Booper February 3, 2017
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Keyrsten

Keyrsten is the "she-wolf" type. She seems nice and innocent at first but then you get a few shots in her and DAAAAAMN you better watch out.
Man, did you hear bout Mr.Fluffy my poodle? She went crazy and tore a bunch of small children into pieces. We should have named her Keyrsten.
by tiffanyblonde February 4, 2010
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Keystone Light

Keystone beer is a product of the Coors Brewing Company in Golden, Colorado. It was first introduced in Chico, California in September of 1989. Due to its relatively low price, it is popular among college-aged individuals. Keystone can be found in can, keg, and occasionally bottled form.
Am I drinking a can of piss? Oh, it's just Keystone Light.
by macpj March 28, 2008
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soupy keister

An anus filled with mushed feces.
Am asshole that was never wiped and is filled with excrement with the consistency of thick soup.

Diarrhea Butt.
I Can’t just use tissue or a wet wipe, I need to shower to clean this soupy keister.
by Fatman Slim March 2, 2022
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kekistan

The ancient country of Kekistan. Home of the frog people, also home of the world famous now forbidden Pepe.
Stop being Kekophobic, I'm from Kekistan, praise keke
by FeelsTrumpman February 2, 2017
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