kerschtank

The act of soundly flicking someone's ear so as to cause a loud snapping noise and a brief period of intense pain. Usually done to someone who has committed an idiotic act or said something stupid. Can be used as an alternative to spanking children or as an adolescent male bonding alternative to arm punching.

"Keep acting stupid Billy-Bob and I'll kerschtank you a good one!" ..or.. "Clean up your room or you'll get the kerschtank"

by Lorndawg Humplegg October 17, 2006

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kerschlapp

To kerschlapp someone is to destroy them so hard they want to cry.

I just kerschlapped those orphans.

by OppositeX December 2, 2020

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kerschmack

1. Word used to describe a "smack" noise.
2. A word used to exclaim loudly when in suprise or in awe.
3. A verb to use in replacement of smack.

1. Did you hear that loud kerschmack at the mall?
2. Kerschmack!!!!! That is so amazing!!!
3. If you don't do your homework I'm gonna kershmack you upside the head.

by John Tom Lom February 9, 2006

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Kusch

1) A archaic German word that means "Shhh!".
2) An amazing math teacher

1) "Kusch!!" I'm trying to sleep. Bitch!
2) Wow! What a kusch. I wish he was my L.A teacher.

by Lardass199999 April 25, 2011

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Kuschi

Smart guy without any signs of facial expression or feelings. Some would guess he´s a ice-cold killer.
Someone with and incredibly enormous penis. This person is usually very good at most things. He is totally rad when it comes to chicks.

Played in zee german movie:

"Club der toten Gesichtsausdrücke".

Did you see that Kuschi yesterday?
There was no sign of any feelings in Kuschis Face.

by kuschi1984 May 23, 2009

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