1. A completely two-faced suckup or ass kisser who will do anything to get accepted by a particular group of people.
2. A pathological liar who will lie about his or her personal qualities and characteristics in order to fit in with a particular group of people.
2. A pathological liar who will lie about his or her personal qualities and characteristics in order to fit in with a particular group of people.
We saw straight through his lies and called him straight out as a kess.
That fucking kess won't get his mouth off of that guys dick.
That fucking kess won't get his mouth off of that guys dick.
by Sage Rosenfels January 19, 2009
Get the Kessmug. 
Kuroshio Extension System Study; The overall goal of KESS is to identify and quantify the dynamic and thermodynamic processes governing the variability of and the interaction between the Kuroshio Extension and the recirculation gyre.
by .:Kess:. February 14, 2004
Get the Kessmug. 
Get the kesselimug. Owner of a kickass messageboard and a great guy overall. So great he is going to give all his users a bum in rank!
Kess is Kess.
by Sasu...somebody. September 1, 2003
Get the Kessmug. A user on LUE who is hated by some, yet others would assfuck him whenever possible. He has his own message board, and has made an LUE RPG like me.
by Da Jerk March 10, 2004
Get the Kessmug. Literally means your mom's pussy. Typically used in lebanese slang to expose stupidity or threaten someone
by TGIceBall January 7, 2021
Get the Kess emmakmug.