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Kess

1. A completely two-faced suckup or ass kisser who will do anything to get accepted by a particular group of people.

2. A pathological liar who will lie about his or her personal qualities and characteristics in order to fit in with a particular group of people.
We saw straight through his lies and called him straight out as a kess.

That fucking kess won't get his mouth off of that guys dick.
by Sage Rosenfels January 19, 2009
mugGet the Kessmug.

Kess

A Whore. (See tealmarie)
Dude, she's such a Kess!
by TheManWithNoName November 4, 2003
mugGet the Kessmug.

Kess

Kuroshio Extension System Study; The overall goal of KESS is to identify and quantify the dynamic and thermodynamic processes governing the variability of and the interaction between the Kuroshio Extension and the recirculation gyre.
damnit stop kess-ing around man
by .:Kess:. February 14, 2004
mugGet the Kessmug.

kesseli

neekeri neeas asdneeksari neeasdaskeri neekeri dsa
kesseli = neekeri
by niilo22 October 14, 2019
mugGet the kesselimug.

Kess

Owner of a kickass messageboard and a great guy overall. So great he is going to give all his users a bum in rank!
Kess is Kess.
by Sasu...somebody. September 1, 2003
mugGet the Kessmug.

Kess

A user on LUE who is hated by some, yet others would assfuck him whenever possible. He has his own message board, and has made an LUE RPG like me.
Lots of people think Kess owns. I'm just kinda neutral toward him. Meh
by Da Jerk March 10, 2004
mugGet the Kessmug.

Kess emmak

Literally means your mom's pussy. Typically used in lebanese slang to expose stupidity or threaten someone
Jeye nik kess emmak -> I'm coming to fuck your mom's pussy.
by TGIceBall January 7, 2021
mugGet the Kess emmakmug.

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