kerbal tunnel

Kerbal Tunnel is when you get sore wrists from playing Kerbal Space Program for hours on end.

Man, ever since I got weekends off I've had Kerbal Tunnel from spending all damn day playing Kerbal Space Program.

by The Keasbey Knight March 27, 2015

kerbal

An adjective used to describe a launch vehicle that is stupidly designed or irrationally large.

The Ares I is the most kerbal rocket ever made. It is essentially a crew capsule on top of a Solid Rocket Booster.

by We are the Floor Tentacles September 7, 2020

kerbal

An time consuming abyss of a game that is so enjoyable that you lose all track of time while reaching for the extents of space.

Hey man what are you doing up at 3 A.M.?
Oh shit its 3?? I kerbaled out.

by dsrc September 21, 2013

Kerbal Space Program

Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You play the game by building phallic rockets and trying to get your little green turds, or Kerbals as the game calls them, into the cold, dark emptiness of space trying to get to other planets. Playing Kerbal Space Program regularly will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.

NASA boss: So why would I hire you for this job?

You: I play Kerbal Space Program

NASA boss: *Startled voice* Of course, right this way!

by FrailFlunky99 November 10, 2020

Karval

Karval is one of the smallest towns ever. It's population is less than 50 and everyone that lives there is a pain in the ass. Everyone loves to gossip and cause all kinds of hell.

Those bitches are from Karval

by tjdherkdij December 25, 2010

Kevalations

Kevalations is a religion where you are taught about the right of cheating and manipulation.

Have you read the new verse of Kevalations

Cheating is an know act in Kevalations

by Kevzino July 4, 2023

Kerpal

Kerpal is a fictional character named in a famous prank call (often attributed to the Jerky boys).

The man in the prank call identifies himself as Kerpal and seems to be of ambiguous South Asian descent. A man known as Akhtar (the correct Pakistani name) answers the telephone. Kerpal then alleges that Akhtar's older daughter kicked his dog. After minutes of confusion it is revealed that the daughter knows nothing about kicking Kerpal's dog, let alone who Kerpal is. The call eventually degrades into a shouting match with Kerpal shouting obscenities to no-end.

At least three different Flash animations have been created to visualize this call. The simplest one, thought to be the original and generally most liked, was created by Adam Letalik and published by FlatPlanet.org in late 1999.

Ello who this this?

This is Kerpal!!

by Obama is the shiz June 28, 2008