kermodian

Like or pertaining to the film reviewer Mark Kermode who sports a quiff and enjoys rants which use obscure words and references, mainly to films of the horror genre. Impressions are common.

Possible uses:
"Mark Lamarr sports a Kermodian quiff"
"His performance on Newsnight Review was positively Kermodian"
"It was a rant of Kermodian proportions"
"His obscurantism was positively Kermodian" etc.... etc....
Do your bit: slip it into everyday conversation and give it the official recognition it deserves.

by Ella Rose May 9, 2008

Keito

A very hunky dude with awesome abs. A Keito is much better than an Aiden, Thomas, Theo or a Finn. A Keito is also very rare and specifically awesome at... Well everything!

Now that's a Keito!

by Unknown_baby February 11, 2018

Kecto

Middle aged man interested in homosexual incest

Person 1: “I swear that guy down the street is really creepy”
Person 2: “Yeah, I bet he’s a kecto”

Person 1: “Probably, no wonder his family stays away from him”

by Cole Coughman December 7, 2018

Yann Kermorgant

Stupid French Idiot who chipped a penalty that made leicester lose to cardiff in the play off semi final.

The keeper had time to even dive, get back on his knees and save it.

Why did you chip that penalty man?

I'm Yann Kermorgant

by I AM JAFONJU September 8, 2010

kerbobbled

confused, mixed up, bewildered

i don't know what to do; i'm so kerbobbled!

by valerrrrie May 6, 2009

Kermold

Someone who enjoys watching another person fuck their Wife , while wearing a kermit costume.

Sheila, can you help me find my Kermit costume? Im going to need it if im going to be the best Kermold i can be.

Everyone wanted me to be a doctor , lawyer , or even an engineer; But i followed my heart and became a kermold.

I spent my life savings on lube, a frozen turd inside of a condom, and a Kermit costume, because if the markets rise or crash i will always be a kermold.

by throbbing bob bobbing June 11, 2018

Kereona

Pronounced like the common known beer, Corona. A sweet girl filled with adventure, sexiness, and enough love to cure this world of it's violence. Don't overstep you're boundaries though, this girl is known to kick some major ass especially for her friends. She is gorgeous in every way, and has a kickin' body. Her eyes are really bright and you can recognize them from a mile away. Her smile brings smiles to others. She has no flaws appearance wise. Her only flaw is that she tends to care to much, and get's caught in drama because she doesn't think things through properly. All in all, an amazing girl.

"Kereona brightens up the people around her, and the room she's in."

by jturn February 20, 2013