Kerplatzed

synonymous with being passed the fuck out as a direct result of acute alcohol intoxication. Often an individual in this state is victim to practical jokes and similar antics.

See Kerwasted.

"That guy is eFing kerplatzed, so we decided to write all over his forehead and cover his hand in shaving cream."

by Ladybacon October 16, 2009

kerpel

The part of the body where the buttocks meets the thigh.

Wow, when that waittress bent over I could see her kerpel.

by Really Big Al July 9, 2011

Kerplasterfucked

The state of mind you find yourself in when you have drank way too much and can not enjoy being properly drunk anymore

I was too kerplasterfucked to even see straight enough to hit on the ugly chick at the party.

by Ravrin August 16, 2012

Kerpal

Kerpal is a fictional character named in a famous prank call (often attributed to the Jerky boys).

The man in the prank call identifies himself as Kerpal and seems to be of ambiguous South Asian descent. A man known as Akhtar (the correct Pakistani name) answers the telephone. Kerpal then alleges that Akhtar's older daughter kicked his dog. After minutes of confusion it is revealed that the daughter knows nothing about kicking Kerpal's dog, let alone who Kerpal is. The call eventually degrades into a shouting match with Kerpal shouting obscenities to no-end.

At least three different Flash animations have been created to visualize this call. The simplest one, thought to be the original and generally most liked, was created by Adam Letalik and published by FlatPlanet.org in late 1999.

Ello who this this?

This is Kerpal!!

by Obama is the shiz June 28, 2008

Kerpunkleup

A Bahamian term describing a person who is severely intoxicated.

Man, that gal is kerpunkleup after all those drinks.

by Nicole Maltarp May 11, 2009

Kerplongus

A person who makes idiotic mistakes repeatedly, and who lacks all respect from his or her peers.

You fool, you blongus, you absolute kerplongus!

by pho cack March 11, 2020

Kerplopalopin

After a guy ejaculates inside a woman’s vagina, despite attempts at cleaning, it can stay present for rough 2-24hrs. During this period, at random (usually an inopportune moment), the warm cum will be discharged. This is kerplopalopin, it could be used as a noun or verb.

Omg, I was so annoyed, I was kerplopalopin yesterday in the middle of my presentation at work, and I totally lost focus.

by Loadsoflove February 18, 2023