kermitism

A form of government much like communism but ran by a senate or house not a dictator. The main colors are red and Kermit green. this government would also follow the beliefs of kermit and the muppets. Kermitism is a peaceful form of government and would be focused on creating a peaceful equal utopia. You would be payed mostly on your needs but somewhat how hard you work. With this government the world would be a better place.
by RandomPig7 May 23, 2018
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Kermit

Another word for committing suicide

If you are trying to find a more subtle way to announce your future death or simply a cry for help try using this word in front of your teachers and colleagues.
I’m kermitting sewersuade.

I’m gonna Kermit and blame the school system.
by October 29, 2018
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Kermitting

When a person wont complete daily functions or activites after an event that deeply disturbed them.
"Where is Tucker today?"
"Oh hes kermitting since he bombed that statics test"
by Jeffmyname October 30, 2018
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Kermit

The legendary but also older than your grandma puppet-on-a-string frog who is often found drinking some Lipton tea and killing himself
Bystander: OMG Kermit's finna jump off that skyscraper!

Bystander 2: Again?
by Zaniel December 17, 2017
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Kermit

A mexican frog who always wears a sombrero and talks in the worst accent I've ever heard in my life. He has a best friend named señor Oso who has brown fur also wears a sombrero.
Kermit and Oso go out friday nights and gets back at 7 am.
by JuiceMan30 February 25, 2019
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Kermitting

When you want to Kermit Sewerslide. When you are so "done" with,for example a class at your school/.
Omg, Mrs. Turski makes me want to Kermit. Catch me Kermitting because of Mrs. Turski.
by ayeeeeeeeeeeeKooolKidz24 December 13, 2017
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Kermited

For one member of a party to make plans on a get together, only to have that member of the party decomitt to the plan last minute.
Hey, we still doing the fantasy draft that Pierre set up tonight?

Nah, Pierre kermited us.
by 3am Dice August 31, 2017
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