Kerwasted

(ker-wey-stid) - adjective: The act of being or becoming completely intoxicated. Indicated by loss of coordination, basic communication skills, and an acute inability to make intelligent decisions. Frequently accompanied by short-term memory loss and severe confusions/disorientation upon waking up the morning after.

This state is characterized as being more intoxicated than hammered or wasted and less intoxicated than kerplatzed.

The word originates from the combination of the common slang term "wasted" with comic book "onomatopoeia" (ex. whoosh, ka-pow, boom) as a prefix to amplify the original meaning and add a humorous context.

"Dude, I was so kerwasted last night that I woke up in a bush three blocks away from the party and have no idea how I got there."

by Ladybacon October 16, 2009

Kerenah

You’re kerenah and looking for your name on urban dictionary but it’s so rare that you can’t find it

“Damn have you ever met kerenah? She’s really rare

by Sunny bows June 16, 2020

SUPER KEEWAA

The most epicest of Epic people alive yo.
Shes the best super hero in the world
shes so Awesome with her sexy pokemon cape (Y)

Holy crap I met Super Keewaa today, and her pokemon cape was very very sexy.

by MARJRINE225000 June 11, 2010

Keewan

Sex God; usually known for having the biggest dick in the room. Everybody loves to hate him, but would love to be him.

Wow, I had sex with Keewan last night and I am totally in love. Someone save me.

by UTADII February 26, 2017

Kerena

another name for the devil.

She is the Kerena

by binkinator August 7, 2012

kerway

A fucking stud who will grow up to be a gay homeless beggar.

You're a fucking kerway.

by Large Penis Man February 2, 2017

Kerwance

The best guy friend you could ever ask for. He will always be by your side no matter whats going on y'all have your ups and downs but you couldn't be any happier without him. He may seem quiet and shy at first but once you get to know him be prepared to never stop laughing or smiling. If you ever get the chance to date an Kerwance do it you think you liked him then wait till you simply hold hands i swear to you, you'll feel a fucking zoo in your god damn stomach. He's not very tall but sure as hell funny and smart and there is no better then him. He's there to help you even if he doesn't act like it. Never miss the chance to meet an Kerwance.
popular bitches: OMFG she's with him again???

Rima : wtf does he see in her?

Karah: i know right !

marilyn: shes so pathetic

Person 1: guess who have a big dick
Person 2:Kerwance

Person 1:Yep

by .Urbandictionary June 23, 2019