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Kentucky Sober

"Kentucky sober" refers to the physical and mental state of a person after they have been to Kentucky Fried Chicken and entered a food coma that was so intense they got meat sweats. This results in them being "Kentucky hungover" the next day until the effects start to abate and they become "Kentucky sober".
Sorry, I can't hang out today I was at KFC last night and I'm not Kentucky sober yet...

Kentucky show boat 

The act of a man deficating into a persons mouth then proceeding to have sex with said mouth with said feces still in it.

As seen on Sonic commercial: "and this one is called the Kentucky show boat."
"He wanted to give me a Kentucky show boat and I said yes because I thought he was offering me jumbo popcorn chicken."

Kentucky Special 

When your sister or cousin drinks so much Burbon her dentures fall out and you make her give you a blow job.
My sis came in last night drunk and gave me a kentucky special.
Kentucky Special by RC cool July 19, 2016

kentucky slurp 

when the drink is sitting on the bar and you move ur head over to take a sip without moving any other part of your body
there she go again takin a kentucky slurp
kentucky slurp by gabbydent13 September 10, 2019

Kentucky scramble

The act of cracking an egg into a woman's vagina and fucking her so god damn hard that the friction and heat cooks the egg into nice, warm, delicious scrambled eggs.
"hey sweetie I'm really hungry"
"OK, want some scrambled eggs?"
"Lets go do a Kentucky scramble bitch"
Kentucky scramble by riybear July 12, 2015

Kentucky Speedball

That chick they found in the port-a-pottie OD'd from a Kentucky speedball.