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Eric Forman: What kind of idiot leaves the keys in the ignition? Michael Kelso: Well if I put the keys in my pocket it distracts from my natural bulge GOSH!
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A Kelon is a male that is chill and enjoys being alone, shy at first but when you get to know him he is one of the best people you could meet, he is very optimistic and loves to be right and will fight a point even if he I proven wrong. Kelon is usually a good friend to have and is usually the one to suffer the consequences of fake friends.Kelon is a great relationship partner that is very supportive understanding and open about his feelings. He is also someone who is very trustworthy, kind and can make you laugh any day of your life Get a Kelon in your life today
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Get the Kelon mug.A kick ass martial art system put together by Edmund Parker Sr. from Hawaii. Mr. Parker disected movement and analyized even after the cows came home and planted his concepts/principles in the systems forms and buried them in techniques. Any practioner in Proficient in Kenpo knows how , where and when to strike at or from any given point.
by War like art February 5, 2010
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The Style of Karate that Elvis Pressley was an EIGHT degree Black Belt in.
Kenpo is almost perfect for unarmed self-defense.
The Style of Karate that Elvis Pressley was an EIGHT degree Black Belt in.
Kenpo is almost perfect for unarmed self-defense.
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A football game between two teams has been fixed such that Team A will win, even before the game commences. Team A has 'kelong' the game.
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