Keller

To fuck someone so hard to the point where they become deaf and blind.

I think I'm going to Keller some relatives today.

by AnInnocentChild December 25, 2013

keller's

Butter that can be Salted, Sweet or Whipped but always Delicious.

I tapped that ass last night but all I could think about was some tasty keller's

by Trigger Happy May 21, 2004

Kellered

To be so drunk that one is unable to speak, see, or hear, such as how Helen Keller was unable to do any of those things.

"Yo man I'm gonna get soooo kellered tonight that I'm still gonna be drunk when I go to work tomorrow."

by Lorne Park Drinking Team May 22, 2007

Keller

Local name for one of the southwests largest alternative venues. (BierKeller)
Night spot is a mecca for most alternative people in the UK, have booked acts such as Nirvana, Gore, Reel Big Fish and Electric Six.
Holds a reputation within Bristol for being Moshing.
Is also reputed to be the last true alternative venue left in Bristol

Person1: Dude, you going to the Bierkeller tonight?

Person2: you sound like such a nube, it's Keller idiot

by The Truth (Partial) June 14, 2008

Keller

In Gaelic, "Keller" means "little companion"

That guy is a keller.

by GoGators22 December 10, 2018

kellering

When a man ejaculates during oral sex in the face of his female partner in the eyes temporarily blinding her like Helen Keller

I she doesnt swallow so when i pulled out i gave her a kellering.

by bigterm April 30, 2014

Keller

A psychotic or oversexed woman. Slang for prostitute

Man that keller blew me in the alley for nothing!

by Jimmy Vegas July 11, 2008