kelsen-jaye

a skillful person gets all the girls he will also help you out when your feeling down.

Kelsen-Jaye is a person who has many skills and will help you out.

by gkals March 1, 2017

Kleenex fuck

You blow in it and throw it away.

I wouldn't fold her up and put her back in my pocket - she's just a Kleenex fuck.

by dabadone January 14, 2010

KleenGrip

Shopping Cart Handle Protector featuring Discount Coupons for in-store products. Provides protection from germs, great savings for Shoppers, increased product awareness and an excellent marketing opportunity for Product Manufacturers.

I am so glad my supermarket started carrying KleenGrip, now I don't have to worry about touching those nasty cart handles and I save tons on my grocery bill when I use the coupons.

by Kommander Kleen June 7, 2011

kellenberg

An Orwellian, mind-controlling cult which operates under the guise of a Catholic School.

"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." -Sinclair Lewis predicting Kellenberg

by Kampfenberg1942 May 18, 2008

Kelven

Just like the temperature scale, Kelven is HOT! If you are blessed to call Kelven a friend he will be loyal and caring. Kelven will always help you move and attend a special event in your honor. He is strong in body and mind. He is a class clown that loves to make people smile and laugh. Kelven always shows up, he sacrifices his own time and energy to make sue the people he loves know how much he loves them!

Other traits of Kelven:
Power
Ability to do or act; capability of doing or accomplishing something.
Political or national strength.
Great or marked ability to do or act; strength; might; force.
The possession of control or command over others; authority; ascendancy.
The surrender or destruction of something prized or desirable for the sake of something considered as having a higher or more pressing claim.

Kelven helped me move my sofa today, even though I know he had such a long day at work.

by lalalafa July 10, 2018

Country Kleenex

To gracefully hold one nostril closed with your index finger, while blowing snot out of the other; generally on the ground. Can be used when tissues are or are not available.

Uncle Jesse never uses a tissue when he's oustide in Southern Missouri, he just uses the Country Kleenex.

by Fancy of Chicago and Savannah December 9, 2008

Kileen

Kileen is a name for an amazingly sweet and beautiful woman. She has a kind heart and a caring soul. She brings comfort and peace to those who are blessed to come into contact with her whether for a moment, a day, a week, or a lifetime.

Check out the Kileen over there! She's just gorgeous!

by Wonderful_Wondering_One February 3, 2010