Keepanigga Baby

When a nigga' gets inside a bitch, and that bitch be keepin' the baby.

John fucked Sally. Sally got pregnant. Sally decided to keep the baby, to keep John around. You ask, "Hey, why's John still dating Sally?" Response? "Sally had a Keepanigga baby, and that nigga' got screwed."

by Hoye September 30, 2008

Keepams

The part of your leg connecting the calf to the thigh

"DON'T TOUCH MY KEEPAMS"
"GIBBY WILL CTRL ALT D E L E T E YOUR KEEPAMS"

by GIBBYGIBBYGIBBY May 31, 2019

Cucumber Keepaway

The game of teasingly denying and then fisting one's lesbian lover with a cucumber.

I could watch Megan Fox and Kate Beckinsale play Cucumber Keepaway all night long!

by Infinity Plus One November 4, 2009

kneepadding

when you need kneepadding bc you know your sucking a lot of dick tonight and don't want ur knees to hurt

Hey, do you need kneepads tonight? Don't want your knees to hurt.

Oh, thanks sure. Kneepadding makes it a lot easier!

by MichelleFromHell018 March 29, 2015

KeepFadin

The name of the best skyblock player and Ealman's boyfriend.

"Hello KeepFadin"

by NormalSkyblockNon March 24, 2022

keevado

The place to go get great deals & be around the people that fuck with you

Hey man, can we go to keevado? I need some new electronics.

by stanthekangaroo September 11, 2023

diarrhea of the keypad

a phrase to describe those who write way too frequent and mundane updates and comments via Facebook, Twitter, and text

A: I had to hide Rebecca on FB after the third update about her breakfast in ten minutes!

B: Yeah, me too, she definitely has diarrhea of the keypad.

by Aunto December 29, 2011