keeling

an amazing guy with a huge penis. He is really funny and sweet

i want a keeling.

by gynocologist January 12, 2010

Keeling

1. One who could be concidered god's gift to women
2. One has an uncanny charm with the ladeez
3. One who has the strength of ten men

1 Girl: He's no Keeling, but he's a nice guy
Girl: Yeah look on the bright side he could be an Aune

2. Guy: If only I had the Keeling charm, then I would have all the ladeez

3. Guy1: How the fuck are we going to lift the truck out of the ditch
Guy2: Where's Keeling when you need him?

by Mike March 12, 2003

Keels

one of the gentlemen. usually the life of the schlan party. the one not outside rolling around in the mud. usually the one getting the most schwasted.

Dude! How are we supposed to have a successful Schlan Party with no Keels?

Keels is to the gentlemen, as rope is to jump rope.

by Mr. Keels December 13, 2008

Keel

KEEL is how towl heads say KILL

"Silence!, I Keel You!"

by ladyphilosophy December 6, 2012

KeeL

An underrated 80s hard rock/metal band.

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

Keele

best place to live, especially the university and Hawthorns H block!
the people are coolest and friendliest, making time at keele a memory forever.

give me a h ------H
give me a space-----space
give me a b------B
give me a l-----L
give me a o----O
give me a c ------C
give me a K------K
wata we got H Block ..................we love you keele x

by H block Hotties June 9, 2009

Keeled

When someone gets so drunk they start throwing up

Did you hear Emily keeled last night?

by lol_idek July 18, 2018