shit kebab

What results when the park clean-up guy impales mounds of dog shit with his pointed stick.

That's one big shit kebab; I'd hate to be the one to clean it off.

by blankenship1 May 19, 2010

Keeaboo

Keeaboo (KEE-AH-BOO) - adj. The weeaboo's of keyboards; normally referred to as, nerds and keyboard enthusiasts. They usually have deep attachments with keyboards.

Person A: "Yo, did you see Tim Cook's new keyboard?"
Person B: "Wait! He brought it to Apple? He's such a keeaboo."

by Waffu November 17, 2021

Lan kebab

A lan kebab is a Shuaib

Shuaib is a lan kebab

by Oxford_Dicktionary September 29, 2021

kebabminton

A sport involving consuming a kebab, followed shortly by a game of badminton

Hey Fred, fancy a game of kebabminton tonight?

Sure thing Tom, let's swing by that Lebanese place on Edgware Road then head on to the sports centre

by TheSingingTroll September 29, 2010

doner kebab

A delicious, Turkish fast food. Commonly found throughout Europe in any city large enough to have one turkish immigrant. Typically a cheap food to eat while going from one bar to another at 11 PM. The best kebabs can be found in Berlin, Germany, and Freistadt, Austria.

Man, I would so dig a doner kebab right now.

by A-Ha May 19, 2007

kebabulous

The pinnacle of fast food excellence.
A kebab of epic proportions and flavour.

After 15 pints Billy partook of a 'meat' donner with chilli sauce. "F**k me" he exclaimed "this is the best kebab I've ever had. It's 'Kebabulous'..."

by Mikeeeeee August 25, 2005

Kebab please

Omersexual will make a delicious kebab for you!

Hey Omersexual get back to work and prepare kebab for him you lazy cunt!

When you say kebab please is time to Omersexual get back to work!

by nobody.22 February 14, 2023