keymergency

When you lose your keys (they're usually in your pocket)

Sorry I'm late, I had a bit of a keymergency.

by Monty S March 5, 2008

kedern2223

In addition to the previously mentioned oral sex, a "kedern" can also refer to oral-anal sex, better known as a rimjob. Also referred to as "salad tossing".

My new cellmate Bubba forced me to give him a kedern, or he said he would give me a hot beef injection.

by jhh October 29, 2004

kemmerling

last name of someone who has been through hell but comes out to conquer all therfore being da shyt

those kemmerling's are really awsome

by yourmomma231 March 7, 2011

Kedern2223

This is any form of sucking on the balls and dick. Fitting both the balls and cock in mouth is called a Kedern. And the 2223 is how many dicks i tried fitting in my mouth and ass.

I got so drunk that i did a kedern with a orgy of guys haha im a homosalad boy lick ass penis

by roflpwnd October 28, 2004

kemmerle

A gay porn star.

John: Hey, it's Kemmerle!
Patrick: Oh yeah, it is Kemmerle!
Kemmerle: *does gay porn*

by tigbitties01 April 23, 2014

kemerli

Kemerli is nice, funny, caring, has a unique name and shes loving! She loves to make he family and friends smile! She also loves animals:)!You shouldn’t leave ur friend kemerli! Lastly,she wont cheat on you!

“kemerli makes me laugh alot”

by kimmy12000 February 12, 2018

Kedern2223

A "Kedern" is also a potential Real Life Looser that likes to pick up the soap for a bit cash. The "2223" is a special individium that loves to do it for free in the public.

Hey u see this guy over there? I bet hes a Kedern2223 lets rape him and loot his remains.

by OMGuGOTpwnedAGAIN November 21, 2004