Keaton

the best lookin nigga you will every see. he got a big ole dick, they call him long john silvers. he is about 5'8 in stature but he has a huge heart and you will love him long time! he is the coolest guy you'll ever meet and easy to get along with, and he is dangerous in the bedroom. and he is always swagged out!
Jane: Daaaaaamn! Keaton got a big ass dick
Shela: I kno he's sooo fine!!!
by keatonmcneely October 25, 2011
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My bodypillow
"Have you seen Keaton mom?"
"YOU NEED TO GET OVER THAT DAMM BODY PILLOW KAREN"
by Keatonlover69 July 03, 2021
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Though usually a boy's name, when it is used as a girl's name the girl tends to be the best friend a girl can have, but some girls get jealous of her looks. Keaton is smart, funny, and VERY sexy. Though most are smart, some Keatons tend to be dumb, resulting in various acts of stupidity. They are the perfect girls.
" hey, who's that really hot girl????"

" Dude, that's Keaton! She's a ten!
by Mister Dave August 14, 2012
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a really hot guy who is always a gentlemen. A keaton is someone who usually has wavy/curly brown hair and is a crazy good surfer and kissserrrr. Someone that is like a big smart fish. Hard to catch but once you do its worth it. A fish thats too far from home =(
Kristen: Brit what happened yesterday at the lake?

Britany: I caught a keaton and i could eat that every night
by ShellByTheBeach October 28, 2008
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a really hot guy who is always a gentlemen. A keaton is someone who usually has wavy/curly brown hair and is a crazy good surfer and kissserrrr. Someone that is like a big smart fish. Hard to catch but once you do its worth it. A fish thats too far from home =(
Kristen: Brit what happened yesterday at the lake?

Britany: I caught a keaton and i could eat that every night
by ShellByTheBeach October 28, 2008
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a usually tall guy who is really good looking. Usually hard to get but worth it in the end. Usually has a great body
Cindy: Hey what ever happened with you and Keaton?
Mandy: We went out for awhile and it was AWSOME but then he had to go back home :(
by shellybythebeach December 08, 2008
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a comment that is very witty and should not be copycatted.
"When I say a keaton, you must not copy it."
by Anna Kundrik February 09, 2009
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