kavanaughed

Kavanaughed (First Degree) - Drinking enough to black out and provide false testimony at a congressional hearing in regard to said blacking out.

Kavanaughed (Second Degree) - Getting into a bar fight with somebody you mistakenly believe to be the lead singer of a late 1980s or early 1990s English Reggae band.

Kavanaughed (Third Degree) - You and a buddy push a completely sober girl into a bedroom at a party and try to remove her one piece bathing suit.

Kavanaughed (Third Degree, with extreme prejudice) - To do all three in the same night!

“Dude, I totally could’ve been the Director of Homeland Security but I Kavanaughed I’d at my hearing.”

“Dude, that guy over there, the one that looks like the singer for UB40, is giving you a dirty look. Let’s go Kavanaugh him!”

“Dude, gimme a hand Kavanaughing our hosts’ daughter before she calls the cops.”

by Yosemitesams October 5, 2018

Kavanaughed

To be ambushed, lied about, and to have your name defamed.

Dang bro. That hoe had no proof of what she said, but he still got Kavanaughed.
Dang dude: that girl, the one with no evidence, just got Kavanaughed by the Dems

by Real purveyor of truth September 29, 2018

Kavanaughed

A tactic used by politicians attempting to prevent the confirmation of a Supreme Court justice wherein the nominee’s character is attacked with baseless false and scandalous allegations.

Judge Amy Coney Barrett can expect to be Kavanaughed during her confirmation process.

by bugs1 September 27, 2020

Kavanaugh’ed

Getting shit faced drunk on beer with a bunch of dudes and then waking up with no idea of where you were or what you did the night before

I don’t remember meeting that bitch because I Kavanaugh’ed that night

by Lululab September 27, 2018

kavanaugh'ed

(Verb) - describing the action of getting drugged with the intent of being raped or gang raped

Damn, she got "kavanaugh'ed".
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Be careful don't get "kavanaugh'ed".
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I got so drunk last night I could've been "kavanaugh'ed".

by T-REX-AS October 12, 2018

kavanaugh'd

Drinking until your so obliviated and numb, that you have no recollection of the entire day, night, and/or weekend. Getting drunk out of your f#@*ing mind!

The other night I was drinking with my brohiems and we got totally kavanaugh'd. The best time we'll never remember.

by ElDiabloBlue September 27, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh drunk

Getting black out drunk while being such a priviledged rich white frat boy that you'll never face any consequences for your actions.

Remember that time in college you got so Brett Kavanaugh Drunk last night you went on a racist diatribe to a homeless black veteran then sexually assaulted like 6 female classmates after getting your acceptance to law school?

by Papabear81 October 8, 2018