kittums

1. A pet name for a kitty.
2. A pet name for a significant other.
3. Name for a stupid child.

1. "KITTUMS! Come over here for NUM NUMS."
2. Yea I called my kittums the other day.
3. I kicked the kittum in the face and put the "KITTUM KAP" on his head as a sign of his lack of intelligence.

by DEVINSIGNOR CARTGAGE November 11, 2006

Kattus

A guy who buys a latte, but uses his cum as the creamy topping

Alfred liked a girl so he wanted to show his love through a creamy Kattus.

by Brakimedes October 25, 2017

Kuttumaani

A person with cute chubby cheeks (mostly with a dimple), so cute that you have to fight the urge to pluck the cheeks out and jump on it, every time you see him/her.

Damn, he's such a kuttumaani that i might swallow him someday!

by behindtheveneer January 18, 2018

Katsumi

The perfect Japanese girlfriend. Can be girly but also has an androgynous side (that attracts guys and girls)

She is a sweet and pure girl. Sometimes may come off as flirty. She is intelligent, funny, witty, rich, has the perfect body and is understanding.

Katsumis are generally attracted to older men in their 40s. She is good at seducing and teasing in bed. She would probably dominate you in bed with her charmy laughs and foreplay

Guy1: Wow you dont wanna mess with Katsumi! She knows Karate

Guy2: Yeah a sexy ninja Katsumi

by Irishdog753 November 24, 2021

kaotum

The chaotic state of industrialized Earth saturated by insincere sheep of people.

This perspective of modern civilization is best viewed through the eyes of an outsider pure and unmolested by current trends, cultures, or influence.

Despite the kaotum I was able to clense my mind and create my finest work.

by Dusk Vitales July 16, 2007

kattued

to have the penis removed by a sharp object i.e. a knife, etc.

the barbarians kattued the knight in their fury

by samcan1 April 16, 2011

Kateums

Kateums is the female human equivalence of mother earth. The name comes from the deserts in Africa. A small tribe called the Takamackalapaca's announced Katumes their queen and praised her as a God. She was said to of made the cannabis herb from her God-like powers. She is the sorceress for most awesomeness. The Takamackalapaca's thought us how to have a good time.

Guy1:"Whats up man, what you doing tonight?"

Guy2:"Aw man im ganna get so kateumesed"

Guy1:"No way i wanna get kateumesed"

Guy2:"You should totally come man, ganna get a fat sack of kateums, get seriously kateumesed and flake"

by Tinymadzer December 31, 2011