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Kitchen-Broke

A woman who's been trained to know her place in the kitchen.
I had to dump Shelly. The sex was great, but the bitch ain't kitchen-broke.
by MFn Connery July 23, 2012
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soup kitchen lust

When two or more unfortunate individuals meet and indulge in grotesque sexual activities at a soup kitchen. Usually on the dirty floor.
They locked eyes from across the room and came to the conclusion that they must engage each other in a round of soup kitchen lust.
by Captain Finch August 18, 2017
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Kitchen Gun

Stand name: Kitchen Gun
Stand user: Derek Bum
Description: The user can fire at a dirty object to make it clean. But the object would probably be destroyed
by stsgsjgartRayxRatydaszdwgks October 14, 2020
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"Damn, Gina. You must have packed everything but the kitchen sink in your suitcase. You are going to break my back when I carry this shit around for you."
by JTGaustin November 12, 2013
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soup-kitchen

When a group of homeless people have an orgy in a car and leave all their sweaty homeless juices leftover.
Phil The Hobo: Man that soup-kitchen was awesome last night.
by danxtlebron March 8, 2011
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kitchen table talk

A discussion between family (e.g. cousins) or close friends at a table or other private setting, where the two (or more) of you can have completely open, often deep, conversation. The key to kitchen table talk is the ability to throw the dirtiest shade, talk shit, and spill piping hot tea, that would not be typically be acceptable in every day society.

What happens at the kitchen table, stays at the kitchen table.
Girl 1: This is going to sound really shady, but...
Girl 2: It's okay girl, this is kitchen table talk.
by TheRealRoommate December 18, 2018
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Gorge Country Kitchen

Violently plowing a girl in the doggystyle position while eating a basket of chicken fingers and fries off of her back and smoking a joint.
Drew: "What did you do last night?"

Billy: "I gave Virginia the gorge country kitchen!"

Drew: "You greasy caveman"
by Tyler 69 August 28, 2014
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