Katamari Damacy

Also known as Katamari Damashii. A video game for the Playstation 2. Story:The King of Cosmos was drunk one night and destroyed the stars in the sky with his reckless driving. As the Prince of Cosmos, it is up to you to go to earth (Japan to be exact), roll up as many things as you can into a ball called a "katamari" (which means "ball" or "clump" in japanese), and throw it into the heavens - so it will become a new star.
The game is easy to learn, very addictive, and extremely fun. Only the two analog sticks on the PS2 controller are used, along with a few others that serve minor purposes. You begin rolling up small objects such as erasers and thumbtacks, but by the games end, your "katamari" consists of buildings, giant squids, clouds, and even islands.
If you like innovative titles, or just plain fun ones, pick this game up. It's only $20! ROYAL RAINBOW!

Katamari Damashii is the most innovative game of 2004, or perhaps EVER.

by Mashyuu January 30, 2005

Katanatard

A person who unquestioningly believes any (or possibly every) myth, no matter how incredulous, about the cutting power, efficiency, design, manufacture, materials (typically the steel) and other attributes of the katana (whether an artifact or a replica), especially in the hands of a samurai, ninja or some other action hero. Typically, the katanatard will also feel the need to make similar extravagant claims him/herself to everyone else (especially any skeptics), in spite of a typically superficial knowledge at best of militaria and military history. Often also a japanophile, sometimes also an otaku, and possibly, but not necessarily, also someone with a sexual fetish for the katana.

Origin: Blend of "katana" and "retard", probably modeled on "fucktard" and similar words with -tard as the second element.

I heard this one guy on the boards go: "European plate armor? That's the best you can do? Please. An Edo-Period katana could cleave a Sherman Tank in two." Damn katanatards these days...

by Causal Object of Gamer Desire September 19, 2009

catafuckinstrophe (katafakinstrofa)

Is the result when an ordinary event becomes a cataclysm of epic measures.

It is fail of epic measures.

Yesterday party was catafuckinstrophe (katafakinstrofa).

How did you do your exam?
- It was catafuckinstrophe, I didn't know anything

by Andrija Japrak July 21, 2009

Chainsaw Katana

The most powerful weapon in all existence. It has been known to cause multiple emotions in humans, the two most common being fear and sexual desire. It is thought that chuck norris himself crafted this destroyer of worlds. Photographs and drawings of the divine weapon must have an explosion photo shopped in the background so that the paper doesn't burn up from the awesomeness.

Man 1: Did you hear about that planet exploding the other day?
Man 2: Yeah, must have been a Chainsaw Katana

by joeydud15 August 30, 2013

Katavah

THat really hot girl that is like uber smart and would so whip your butt in a debate. She sees the world as it is, a messed up place, and she analyzes it accordingly, finding many faults and always coming with some reply. She also cannot be match with in a duel of wits. So dont try.

~Dude...that 10 year old girl just showed me up. She must be a Katavah.
-How old are you?
~27 man!!`
-Yeah, she is a Katavah.

by The~Long~Strider May 3, 2005

Katana Cultist

Someone who thinks the katana is the ultimate weapon, unbeatable by any other sword. Also call Kanata Fanbois.

"Dude look what I got! It's a combat ready katana! Imma win for sure now!"
"I never had you pegged for a Katana Cultist, get that out of here."

by Nilgodmode January 21, 2015

katana zero

A game about a dude with a samurai sword killin a bunch of bad guys while on steroids.

Katana Zero is Hotline Sekiro that's also the great great great great grandchild of John Wick and Max Payne

by CrossEdgeX7 April 2, 2020