kashot

The past tesnse for kashoot.

I almost kashot myself

by moiragenevieve February 26, 2019

vasily kamotsky

A godlike mammal who isn't even identified as a human being, Nobody knows where he came from, or how he got here, all we can guess is that he just spawned, his hand feels like a bedrock block in minecraft, undefeated, the only person capable of truly defeating Vasily is Jesus Christ himself

dude did you hear about vasily Kamotsky
DONT SAY IT
*glass breaks through window*
YOU KILLED US
*slaps their head into pieces ripping into another dimension*

by bigdudebigpoo August 21, 2021

Kamote driver

Term used by Filipinos to drivers that overtake other vehicles

The "kamote" in English is "sweet potato" so you can technically call it sweet potato driver .

Some dude: *overtakes a slow Volvo*

Drivers to the dude: kamote driver yan eh

by Sebby294 May 23, 2021

Kamotic Syndrome

When someone is so braindead they make unintelligible noises like the following: screaming, gagging, winning,
Gargled speach and overall loudness.

This man is so annoying he might have kamotic syndrome.
Don't go near him, he has kamotic syndrome.

by Hawk333 January 14, 2022

Kamoto kiss

When you are making love to a woman from behind and you are about to ejaculate, you pull out and press the head of your penis against her anus, not for insertion, but rather with the same gentle pressure you'd use when puckering up to give your best gal a kiss on the lips. You then proceed to blow your load like a dragon breathing a firey kiss right on her firmly pressed butthole.

The beauty of making love to her doggy style compelled me to end our sexual encounter with a tender kamoto kiss.

by KamotoKiss June 24, 2011

Kosmotor

Blatantly idiot!

He couldn’t read nor wipe his own ass! He was a pure kosmotor!

by akiotakashi October 27, 2022

kismotu

she’s smart, weird, funny, and really pretty

person 1 - did you hear abt kismotu? she chase me wit a knife 😱😱.
person 2 - wowww that’s crazy

by becky1338 June 28, 2023