Karma made me do it!

A phrase to be used whenever a high-powered excuse is needed for one's own questionable, regrettable or just plain dumb-ass behaviours or decisions.

Its use indicates the speaker fervently hopes for gentle absolution (translating in their mind as more chances to repeat the same dumb behaviour), whilst revealing him/herself either as a good-humoured rogue at best, or at worst a pretentious, haughty seeker of camouflage for impulsive, greedy, self-centred, weak-willed and purely selfish behaviours.

Woman : "I can't believe you've been fucking Julia again! How many times do I have to tell you never to go near another woman! We're married, got it??"

Man: "Wait, wait! Karma made me do it! It wasn't my decision, please forgive me! My swami says I've been cheated-on hundreds of times in my previous lives. The Universe demands balance. That fling with Julia is just The Universe harmonising itself!"

Woman: "Sure ain't no harmony here, you pathetic shit. Get the fuck outta my sight, we're getting divorced.".

by The Sage Of Suave February 27, 2014

SKZ Karma

Good karma that happens to Stray Kids after they’ve been through hell.

*unprovoked fanwar/mistreatment*

Stay: “That skz karma is going to come anytime soon.”

*days/weeks later*
“Stray Kids are the first and only (4th) gen group to accomplish _____!”

by KpopPhrases March 7, 2021

Karma Whore

Similar to Attention Whore, this person will do anything to get upvotes, likes etc.

Person 1 :OMG! Like if you think #1 won!
Comment if you think #2 won!
If you ignore this that means you are Hitler!
Person 2: Holy shit. You're a huge karma whore.

by thepurplbanana February 2, 2015

Karima

A kind hearted girl who wears her heart on her sleeve. Her name means generous and she is just that. Her love and loyalty knows no boundaries. She is clever and strong headed. She knows what she wants and she knows how to get it using her charm. Her looks are killer and her smile melts the hardest of hearts.

You're as loveable as Karima

by Godgivengift July 12, 2018

karmatic

As a result of karma, also related to irony. Usually used to describe an action that has been influenced by karma.

Luke:Hey dude, I think I broke my finger from trying to beat these kids up last night for no reason.

Brendan:Shit man, that so karmatic!

by Fifaking7 November 4, 2011

Karimah

A girl who is very exotic and beautiful. She is very generous and loving but don't push her far because she will bite back. She looks after her friends and loves new experiences. She is a girl very easy to fall for and its hard not to love everything about her from her smile to personality. She is a dreamer and will do anything to achieve her dreams. She thrives off of love and she sees the beauty of everything in life. She has some deep roots that only feed the the flowering blossoms of her heart.

"Who is that exotic beauty?" "It's Karimah"

by artgirlinme May 13, 2013

karma train

A term used on reddit to describe a post or comment intentionally designed to illicit a large number of upvotes; often centered around a currently popular theme.

My dad died today, here is a picture of him with Neil deGrasse Tyson and me as a baby. All aboard the karma train! choo choo!

by Fugly Cupcake May 24, 2013