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kangarooing

kangarooing is the act of squatting over your toilet, one foot on each side, pushing as hard as you can to get out a big fat turd that is lodged in your ass and won't come out.
Sorry I couldn't get to the phone when you called, I was kangarooing.
by Spike and Gwabby October 23, 2007
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kangaroosexual

When you are sexually attracted to only Kangaroos
-Are you Kangaroosexual?
-Yes
by TheOne&OnlyHumanWhosNormal January 14, 2023
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kangarooing

kangarooing is the act of squatting over your toilet, one foot on each side, pushing as hard as you can to get out a big fat turd that is lodged in your ass and won't come out.
Sorry I missed your call, I was kangarooing the toilet.
by Spike and Gwabby October 21, 2007
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Kangarooing

When you jump and shoot in a game. Commonly used in by noobs and usually pisses off better players. it can be used with a noun. Ex. Kangaroo Sniping, Kangaroo Launching.
Player "Shit I just got Kangaroo Sniped by some noob"
Player 2 "What a jew"
Player 3 " I hate Kangarooing"
by Seabass1609 January 18, 2010
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kangarooing

kangarooing is the act of squatting over your toilet, one foot on each side, pushing as hard as you can to get out a big fat turd that is lodged in your ass and won't come out.
I ate too much of your mothers meatloaf and it got impacted in my intestines. Kangarooing was my only hope.
by Spike and Gwabby October 30, 2007
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Kangarouger

A moderately attractive older woman who is in the begining stages of becoming a couger. Usually has some plastic surgery, such as face lift and breast implants, but still has more plastic surgery to get. The marsupial pouch from having 4 kids around the midsection is still blatently visable. Also known as a momsupial!
"Dude I was totally hit on by that kangarouger at costco."
by Lightsonbutnobodyshome October 22, 2010
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Kangarooed

1. When someone cheats you out of an opportunity, or when someone deceives you, so they can get the upper-hand in a competition.

2. Losing in a fighting against a broken character.
Yeah, Brian was Kangarooed in the Injustice 2 Tournament ,sad shit bros!
by ShadownKnuckles July 15, 2017
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