Kaneland Band

Known for playing all star and fighting with their instruments. All the precautions are a cult of Shrek. Most of them are emos that give zero fucks about the world. Most of the people there were forced by their parents because they have no fucking will.

Is it possible for the Kaneland Band to not stay until 3:00?

by Biggest oof October 30, 2018

kandula

A reference to the idea concerning the growth and habitation of beluga whales.

“Kandula beluga whale, sighted in the Arctic”

by anonymoustohandleuwu February 4, 2021

Kandelbär

Kandelbär is a Swedish expression for the berries that can form in the hair of a partly wiped arse. Good kandelbär are best kept in very loose underwear by gentlemen who do not change such garments frequently.

"I sat down so hard my kandelbär cracked."

"His kandelbär were so tightly knit he could hardly shit without first taking a bath in a public swimming pool."
"Han bajsa så kandelbären sprack, rakade sig och knulla sedan ordentligt.

by Snurrgurkan May 18, 2009

kaniela

"Kaniela" is translated Daniel. It's hawaiian.

Hey what's up Kaniela!
Kaniela fucked 3 bitches last night!
Kaniela was lit as fuck!

by Lohabruh December 20, 2016

kandel

poopin in your pants

whats that smell?
i kandelled my new jeans :(
ewwwwwww

by brymantron August 25, 2007

Kanelations

stay toxic, and focus on yourself king

Kanelations

1. if 1 girl makes u happy, imagine 4
2. ho's ain shit
3.if u feel bad for cheating on her, she still ain the one

by xanny.444 June 16, 2021

Kandel

Kandel from Candle. Light or "torch". Someone who is gentle & kind. One who is beautiful, bright, passionate and pleasant. Loves nature & outdoors. Has a kind generous nature. A lady with sweet lips & teasing eyes. Inquisitive, Curious beyond measures and eager for knowledge. One of a kind.

Kandel in the wind.

by Lednak December 21, 2016