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Ash Kaash

A Glizzy Goddess who has astronomically exceptional fellatio skills. A Throat Goat who has sucking abilities tantamount to that of a Dyson Hoover, fellatio that most can only dream of. Ash Kaash is a stupendously skilled individual in the profound art of fellatio. She can pull off the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo with relative ease. Skills that are attained by a significantly minimalist margin of individuals, guaranteed to make any heterosexual Homo Sapien Male ejaculate with 8 nanoseconds of application.

To sum it all up in one sentence. If she can do it like Ash Kaash, she’s certified wifey material.

Ash Kaash Stats:
Looks: 10/10
Head Swirling: 10/10
Tongue movement: 15/10
Eye contact: 17/10
Seductiveness: 20/10

OVERALL: ∞/10

RANK: Throat Goat
Person 1: “Yo, you heard of that Instagram dime piece Ash Kaash?”

Person 2: “Yeah, of course. She’s a bad bitch. Best mouth I’ve ever seen on any girl. She really shows what that mouth do.”

Person 1: For sure, her head game is the best I’ve ever seen. If a nigga ever gets head like that, I’ll be sure to wife her. That’s if she don’t suck a nigga’s soul out his body!”
by SDNonce1331 August 7, 2020
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Cursin_Kakashi

A Genshin Impact / Variety on twitch.tv and an analytical chemist.

Having 290 followers as of 10/1/2023, Cursin_Kakashi (also known as "Kakashi," "Kashi," and "Gayass Kaka") has had a continuous upward growth rate since he began streaming on Twitch, becoming well-loved among fans for his outgoing personality, endlessly friendly demeanor, and overall amicability. Most experts on the subject agree that Kashi will soon hit 300 followers, a feat his many fans have been supportive of.

Outside of Twitch, Gayass Kaka works with fancy chemical stuff (of which I am not smart enough to comment on), making him automatically a smart fella, as opposed to a fart smella. His community has a very diverse basis--especially of LGBTQ+ people--with Kakashi himself identifying as LGBTQ (leading to his nickname of "Gayass Kaka").

His fans and supporters alike hope to see him grow, and we will be there with him through thick and thin.
Person 1 - "Hey, there's a Cursin_Kakashi stream today!"
Person 2 - "That's awesome!!!"
Person 3 - "himeko himeko himeko himeko oikjhyutrfdetfyhu"
by columbina's #1 fan October 1, 2023
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Ash kaash comment section

The most down tremendous, astronomical, horrendous human beings on the face of this planet, they are so bad at life, they will die for ash kaash, they will do anything just to get a glimpse of her toes, they comment absurd things
person 1: "bro have you seen Ash kaash comment section on instagram and twitter."
person 2: " yea man one person asked for her discharge, they're so down bad."
by jimbo343 March 7, 2021
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kalashnikov

Last name of Russian small-arms designer Mikhail T. Kalashnikov. His seminal design was adopted by the Soviet Army in 1947 (although not fielded for a few years) as "Avtomat Kalashnikova" of 1947, or, "Automatic Rifle of (by) Kalashnikov", abbreviated to AK-47. It is a milestone in firearms design, combining an incredibly robust, soldier-proof design with relatively light weight. The ergonomics, like many Soviet-era designs, are somewhat lacking. The rifle is chambered for an "intermediate-power" cartridge, the 7.62x39mm, which is comparable to the 19th-century .30-30 Winchester. In 1959, the design was modernized and upgraded and the name changed to AKM (Avtomat Kalashnikova Modernizirovannyj; Automatic rifle of Kalashnikov, modernized). This design and its various folding-stock versions was standard issue for all Warsaw Pact countries until 1974, when it was modified yet again to take a new (and arguably less effective) cartridge, the 5.45x39mm, and became the AK-74. All of these rifles are generically termed "AKs" or "Kalashnikovs".
Mikhail Kalashnikov, while a Hero of The Soviet Union, made exactly zero money from the 50 million or so AKs made, and owns no part of the Ihzvesk plant that currently makes the bulk of Russia's AK models.
"The AK-47! When you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherfucker in the room - accept no substitutes!"
- Samuel L. Jackson, in "Jackie Brown"
by Da September 17, 2004
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Kunashe

Kunashe is a beautiful independent women. She is usually a women of colour. She is the bestest friend you could have in a lifetime. But if you underestimate her she'll prove you wrong. If you know a kunashe you are a very special person. Anyone would be jealous of a kunashe.
"I am so happy i know a girl called kunashe"
by Kunashe October 4, 2019
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Hatake Kakashi

The coolest goddam shinobi ever to roam the universe.
Hatake Kakashi saved many lives.
by Kakashi October 18, 2003
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Ash Kaash

A Goddess that will absorb any males soul and make them cum in 0.2 seconds
Imagine if Ash Kaash gave me the glock flock 3000
by MegaMatt65 August 2, 2020
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