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Kaljulaid

When a girl leaves the room just before the guy starts to ejaculate and then returns right after the guy is finished.
The girl might also be wearing a sweatshirt.

It refers to the Estonian President Kersti Kaljulaid who left the Parliament during the inauguration of a controversial minister and then returned the Parliament later on.
Matt: "Hey man, I heard you broke up with Liza."
Tim: "Yeah, that bitch gave me a Kaljulaid so I had to dump her."
Matt: "She deserved that!"
by Jung Gouda May 15, 2019
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The Kaluha Mudslide Surprise

When a girl is eating out your ass and you purposely begin to deficate, and then yell "Surprise!!!"
Bradley decided he was going to break it off with Kammy, but before he broke the news he pulled off the Kaluha mudslide surprise...that dirty bastard.
by Stevie Y April 13, 2006
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Related Words
kalju Kaljulaid kaju kallum kaiju Kalum Kaijun Kajul kajungas KALLU!!!

kalunkadunk

the act in which one needs to make an elegant bowel movement.
"Hey! Kenny's going to be late, he's going to take a quick kalunkadunk"
by WhosTheAsianKid June 20, 2019
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kilju

Finnish traditional drink, which could be described strong homemade brew. The most simple method of making this sweet nectar requires only frosen orange juice, water and some sugar. The best and most popular version requires water, sugar, yeast and fresh juice for flavour. Kilju hits you like a sledgehammer, and soon you will forget your name and ability to speak. Next morning your shit smells like a just baked bread, because of the yeast. True mothafuckas use about 50% juice, and only orange juice in kilju. Wussy-ass Finnish goverment has banned the production of kilju.
I drank kilju yesterday with some friends. When I woke up I didn't remember anything, not even where I was. And there was so much yeast in my shit that I could have been able to found a bakery. There was also some blood in my shit, so it was an ordinary night out with kilju.
by messenger October 22, 2006
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Kaiju Paradise

A Transfur/Infection Roblox game created by TZB Studio. The game includes various ways to transfurred into a goo furry, aka, "Gootaxtrian". There are 2 teams, being Human, and Gootaxtrian. It has a disgusting community, but overall decent game.
Person 1: I luv Kaiju Paradise!
Person 2: Get a life bro
by JuicyCalvin November 10, 2021
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Kalubala

The Newest riding Name for marijuana, Kalubala was invented by local PotHeads Junior Martinez and Junior Solis. They came across this name by fucking around trying to invent a new language. When they started saying "Kalubala' over and over agian one of them said "brooo, Kalubala means Marijuana maannn" And thus the new trending nick name arose from the shadows of Stoner Engineering. KALUBALA!
Jr Solis: "Hey Jr lets go get some Kalubala maan!!"
Jr Martinez: "Oooh! Kalubala"
by Agent Bud August 12, 2014
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KAJU

She is polite, generous,bright,intelligent,living and caring. She is a good daughter,grand daughter,sister, freind and a good momo 🤭.

She always took cares of people who are attached to her. Doesn't mean you left her, but she is still their for you.

Her life is harsh towards her but still she chooses to fight nit to flight; she chooses to face it not suffer it.

She is so loving and cherish even these words are not even able to explain what she is?

Actually these words have a limit but, every trait she had is beyond these words.

Most honest person ever exist.

And honestly her voice ☺️ is soothing like it just touches my heart and doesn't mean my brain is at any stage of sadness , when she speaks my mind feel calm and relaxed. Her voice have a magic.

She is a pure soul.
Doesn't mean what anyother person thought about her or had any opinion but for me,
She is the angle of happiness ✨❤️ in my life.

Lots of love kaju.

- Your MOMO
Kaju is lazy.
by Jitesh Bhardwaj January 10, 2022
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