Kalista

An ugly bitch who looks like Harry Potter, she is also very fuckin dumb and she has period hair

Hey look it’s kalista

by The little monkey October 14, 2019

Kalista

A really quiet girl who is sorta pretty. She is nothing to brag about. She is popular, but has no deep connection with anyone.

Me: Damn that girl is pretty enough for you
Friend: Nah shes a Kalista and we wouldn't go anywhere serious

by Okdude473 January 30, 2019

Kalista

She is a boyfriend stealing slut , she will cheat on you. She will start drama for no reason. and she can’t keep a friend bc she always does them wrong but will blame it on the other person.

Don’t be a kalista.

by Lanieypoooooo October 19, 2019

Kalista

Kalista better known as Kandi this well known stripper/ mafia leader plans to rule the world with Jordyn, Kalista is pretty but can be abusive at some points in time

Kalista: Hey Jordyn let's rule the world
Jordyn: Aight let's do this

by EthanBeach49 February 5, 2020

kalista

the most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen. very introverted but crazy when you get to know her. she goes best with girls named hanna and when they are together nothing can stop them. if you leave kalista alone una a room she will organize it. she is very funny and will always make you smile. when she is with hanna she can be herself

Hanna:i’m bored i want kalista

by Rose48 February 17, 2026

Dirty Kalista

The act of giving the Gluck Gluck 9000 and as he’s about to cum you take that dick as far down your throat as possible, stick that tongue out lick his balls. While the cum is still in the back of your throat, you look up and him and gurgle the words “thank you daddy”.

gave Ian the Dirty Kalista for his birthday last night and he was the happiest man ever.

by TheeMacG May 29, 2019

Daddy Kalista

When you play Kalista Jungle & you need a gank.

Mid: Can you gank me jng
Jng: Say it properly
Mid: Oh Daddy Kalista Please gank my lane.

by 200YEARSGAMEPRODUCTION November 9, 2020