Verb:
1.The art of a dominate male human ejaculating into the eye(s) of his female or male partner so the receiver's vision resembles that of a kaleidoscope.
1.The art of a dominate male human ejaculating into the eye(s) of his female or male partner so the receiver's vision resembles that of a kaleidoscope.
Constance:"Why did you giz in my eye?"
Robert Lazar:"It's called a Russian Kaleidoscope!"
Doris:"I have always wanted to see what a Kaleidoscope looks like!"
Don:"I'll get you a Russian one for Christmas honey."
Robert Lazar:"It's called a Russian Kaleidoscope!"
Doris:"I have always wanted to see what a Kaleidoscope looks like!"
Don:"I'll get you a Russian one for Christmas honey."
by the master of time and space March 23, 2008
Get the Russian Kaleidoscope mug.When a Hoe from the corner is involved in a lucrative deal where you and your boys partake in a series of ass knocking inevitably leaving the bitch in a triangle formation known as the Bermuda ass angle then disappearing on that hoe back to the Miami Zoe hood.
Damn we need to hit the corner and get us a kaleidoscope hoe and then disappear on that bitch like the Bermuda ass angle .
by King Smidi August 26, 2017
Get the kaleidoscope hoe mug.The phrase is said in the song "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by the Beatles. When looking into a kaleidoscope, it seems as if the world turns into many different colours and swirls and reality doesn't seem real anymore. This is what happens in an LSD or Acid trip. The song is about this happening to Lucy. When someone says a person has kaleidoscope eyes, it means they're 'tripping' (hallucinating) on Acid.
by gag97 June 23, 2014
Get the kaleidoscope eyes mug.The puddle of vomit on the floor. Typically indoors hence the "carpet" prefix.
Show's evidence of one's last meal and therefore consists of many colours. Hence, "kaleidoscope".
Strangely, all spew consists of carrot's and tomato skins regardless of what one has eaten.
Show's evidence of one's last meal and therefore consists of many colours. Hence, "kaleidoscope".
Strangely, all spew consists of carrot's and tomato skins regardless of what one has eaten.
"I feel sick..."
"Don't you being doing no carpet kaleidoscope in my house!"
***barf***"
"eeeuuuwww duuuuude!"
"Don't you being doing no carpet kaleidoscope in my house!"
***barf***"
"eeeuuuwww duuuuude!"
by Flatster October 28, 2005
Get the carpet kaleidoscope mug.Man, i just found the girl with kaleidoscope eyes, she was awesome, although our date cost me __ (insert price here) dollars. I'll give you her number if youur interested
by Jet blak December 19, 2007
Get the the girl with kaleidoscope eyes mug.by ChameleonDragon May 16, 2019
Get the spinning kaleidoscope mug.These are names given to a special person. To someone who really deserves it. A kalcifer is kind, giving, caring and absolutely adorable. In fact, I'm in love with one and will marry one someday.
Kaleidoscope. You make me the happiest chiggen nugget I could ever EVER be. I can't believe that I may have never met you, it scares me to think in another universe you're not by my side. But you are in this one and I'll forever be grateful. Silly wh*re. Heh. As I've said you are my comfort person and I wouldn't have it any other way.
One day we'll go to Paris and have our honeymoon in Greece. But right now we'll indulge in the delicacies of our youth and have lots of fun!
Love Emo
Kaleidoscope. You make me the happiest chiggen nugget I could ever EVER be. I can't believe that I may have never met you, it scares me to think in another universe you're not by my side. But you are in this one and I'll forever be grateful. Silly wh*re. Heh. As I've said you are my comfort person and I wouldn't have it any other way.
One day we'll go to Paris and have our honeymoon in Greece. But right now we'll indulge in the delicacies of our youth and have lots of fun!
Love Emo
Kalculator (Kaleidoscope, Kalcifer) being defined with dialogue:
Emo- Do you want to know how much I love Kalificent?
Person 2- How much?
Emo- I love her more than the simple words accredited in the dictionary. My love for them is not easily explained by essay writing and speeches that would run on for days, no. It is measured in the feeling, the emotions ze creates within me. That of which are nearly indescribable. It is not easily defined. They are raw, rich and flavourful feelings. Kalculator is so much more than a person. Because they just don't make people as perfect anymore- ever even. I love them. How much is almost impossible to speak. But trust that I feel it. Because I do.
Emo- Do you want to know how much I love Kalificent?
Person 2- How much?
Emo- I love her more than the simple words accredited in the dictionary. My love for them is not easily explained by essay writing and speeches that would run on for days, no. It is measured in the feeling, the emotions ze creates within me. That of which are nearly indescribable. It is not easily defined. They are raw, rich and flavourful feelings. Kalculator is so much more than a person. Because they just don't make people as perfect anymore- ever even. I love them. How much is almost impossible to speak. But trust that I feel it. Because I do.
by evalynn austin January 10, 2023
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