kala

a word describing a huge faggot who loves to suck dick

Wow Kala really pisses me off.

by marshallweil May 28, 2008

Kala

Kala is the epitome of most things pure. A pure soul, a pure heart and above all, one who radiates pure love. A Kala is a being who serendipitously appeared and fucked everything up in the most beautiful way imaginable. Kala demonstrates knowledge, strength, passion and curiosity, which very quickly can raise the quality of those who interact with Kala. To put it all into one condensed context, Kala is a work of art, beautiful to look at, rewarding to touch, multifaceted, multi layered and simply beautiful.

Look at that Kala, isn’t it perfect?

Or; Kala, *sigh* I love Kala

by il tuo amore October 24, 2019

Kalae

The realist nigga you'll meet. His nickname is lazy 8 because his dick is 8 inches sleeping. He can sometimes have temper tantrums, but he can also be sweet as well.

Girl: “oh my god, his cock is hanging out his skivvies” other girl: “oh yeah, that’s Kalae the lazy 8”.

by Ikaika_V3 November 23, 2021

Kala

a best friend who is always there for you but doesnt really have an opinion on things who everyone loves

wow i wish u were like kala

by woman December 04, 2004

Kala

Is one of the sweetest and most beautiful women around. They are among the smartest of people. They often have very bright futures ahead of them. When it comes to their love life they are quite possibly the best of lovers. They care more than anyone about how their significant other is, and they will do anything to make sure that they are happy. Kala's are also very fashionable and are often hit on by lots of guys. They can be seen on college campuses or in the workplace with guys drooling all over them.

"I wish that my girlfriend was a Kala."

"Why can't everyone have a Kala like that??"

by Lablah5 February 03, 2010

Kala

The most amazing and beautiful girl in the world, often associated with Matthew or Mathew as a gift from God but Kala is a a gift from God to a Mathew, the best, mother, friend, girlfriend, daughter, granddaughter, niece, and so much more, there's no limits to the abilities of Kala this person is truly special.

If the King hadn't taken her for granted his Queen Kala would have never left his side.

by Miller0897 January 12, 2017

KALA

is a term used (in Pakistan) to refer to a situation where a person is ditched by another person or gets an

unexpected, outrageous result out of something.

she gave a kala to him even though he was very nice to her.

by bit10a-seecs-nust December 11, 2011