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Big Kahuna Reef

1. The act of fully inserting one's head between two cushions, upside-down with legs in the air on a leather couch for sexual pleasure/humiliation reasons. Popular among the 'Beats' scene in Edinburgh, Scotland.

2. The act of inserting one's head fully into a bull's anus and being dragged around a field for sexual/humiliation reasons. Also popular among the 'Beats' scene in Edinburgh, Scotland.

3. A highly successful 'Match Three' puzzle game, developed for mobile phones by 'I-play' games development company. Also popular among the 'Beats' scene in Edinburgh, Scotland.
1. "I heard Martin Kemp is really into the whole 'Big Kahuna Reef' thing. That's why he does all those leather couch adverts on TV. Sick."

2. "He was found dead in a field in Fife, suffocated and trampled, another example of a Big Kahuna Reef gone so very, very wrong."

3. "Hey I like this mobile phone game! It's called 'Big Kahuna Reef'."
by Liquid Sky November 25, 2007
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Bite the big Kahuna Burger

to fuck up; to be highly unsuccessful; to crash and burn in embarrassment with extremely unfortunate and dire consequences; to be defeated; a disastrous effort; to get royally beaten; to be demoralized and overcome by adversity similar to recent efforts by Quentin Tarantino to produce a good movie.
Dude, I knew she was gonna bite the big Kahuna Burger when she went out with your skank ass...all you wanted was a piece...she wanted to take you home to Ma and Pa
by Duderbra August 16, 2011
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kajungas

Another name for breasts. Superior to boobs, tits, jugs...
"WOW, check out those kajungas!!"
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King Kahuna

by Anonymous July 24, 2003
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King Kahuna

1. The guy who banned people for cheating, but cheated himself.

2. Selfess old bastard that likes men.

3. The Kahunastratator or the bastard that bans anyone in the NS community for playing NSAdmin.

4. High on drugs.
1. Guy1: King Kahuna banned me.
Guy2: I heard you have to suck his dick to get unbanned
by KingHater June 17, 2003
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kajungles

A woman or large man's set of hairy nipples; similar to the jungles of the Amazon.
Scott: "We waxed Heidi's kajungles or else they would have looked like a pair of grizzly bears."

Peter: "Yea, I almost took a weed whacker to them."
by Scott Armstrong August 16, 2008
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kajunkled

when something is so completely and undeniably wrong with your personal hygiene or yoursurroundings/belongings that other people do not even have to ask what the fuck is wrong with you, they can see that you are in fact, kajunkled
Dang, it was so hot outside the other day that my NIZZUTS were kajunkled with sweat and stank.

OR

Scott Malone has a kajunkled gamers keyboard that would make a cockroach gag.
by H-TOWN BOUND PRESTON 4-LIFE September 15, 2004
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