kaff

peas on kaff !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"oops i mean kaff, kaff, kaff, kaff"
"kaff's stripping in the air"
"kaff's cherry"
"wait, what if he has a thing for big lips?"

by kaff January 05, 2005

s-kaff

a word used as a cattle call towards a female. The female is often attractive but it can be towards a very ugly female. Mostly followed by some other calls such as "Come on girl!"

Guy 1: Dude check out that hottie!
Guy2: S-KAFF!
Guy1: Come one girl!
Girl: Shut up you pigs!

by foshizzle720 December 04, 2008

Kaff-cake

(noun), origin: South African.
Abbreviation for Kaffir-cake.
a patronising, derogatory term usually used by South Africans in describing black people, its is derogatory, patronizing and is usually expressed while feeling very frustrated and angry at a black persons incompitance.

"sipho you kaff-cake go dig a hole for me"
"lindiwe can run fast cause she's a kaff-cake"

by Frikkie De Bondt January 06, 2009

Smithy's Kaff

A non-existent cafe that was advertised once, on local television, in the 1990s, for reasons that remain unclear. It subsequently became a meme.

Smithy's Kaff! Smithy's Kaff! Girls, boys, music, noise! Where is Smithy's Kaff Smithy's Kaff Kaff Kaff? Find out!

by accrington_stanley April 25, 2022

Kaff

Kaff short for cafeteria in afrikaans language

I'm going to the kaff

by Kajzjzhxzjajskaosjzbzhjsksskdk March 29, 2024

Kaffe DIEM

a coffee shop in Western Norway. It's cheaper than you think.

Buy coffee from Kaffe Diem. It's super cheap.

by Astorius February 21, 2018

auf einen Kaffe hochkommen

Einladung zum Kaffe

oder

Kaffe trinken und dabei Sex haben , wobei die Penetration im Vordergrund steht

Er:" Soll ich noch auf einen Kaffe hochkommen ?"
Sie:" Habe nur Tee, aber wenn du Kondome dabei hast gerne ;-)!"

by der Fick3r tm December 05, 2017