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Kaff-cake

(noun), origin: South African.
Abbreviation for Kaffir-cake.
a patronising, derogatory term usually used by South Africans in describing black people, its is derogatory, patronizing and is usually expressed while feeling very frustrated and angry at a black persons incompitance.
"sipho you kaff-cake go dig a hole for me"
"lindiwe can run fast cause she's a kaff-cake"
by Frikkie De Bondt January 7, 2009
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s-kaff

a word used as a cattle call towards a female. The female is often attractive but it can be towards a very ugly female. Mostly followed by some other calls such as "Come on girl!"
Guy 1: Dude check out that hottie!
Guy2: S-KAFF!
Guy1: Come one girl!
Girl: Shut up you pigs!
by foshizzle720 December 16, 2008
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Related Words
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Smithy's Kaff

A non-existent cafe that was advertised once, on local television, in the 1990s, for reasons that remain unclear. It subsequently became a meme.
Smithy's Kaff! Smithy's Kaff! Girls, boys, music, noise! Where is Smithy's Kaff Smithy's Kaff Kaff Kaff? Find out!
by accrington_stanley April 25, 2022
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Kaffin

A strange, dark haired creature, originating from the land of Northern Ireland. Lurks about in the evening preying on unsuspecting drunken victims, usually found in the northernmost parts of England, where the weather is cold and the prey is plenty.
Oh hey, if you're out tonight, beware of the Kaffin, I hear it's about, and it's hungry, very hungry.
by CouldBeAnyOne April 5, 2011
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Kaffer O'clock

The official name for South Africa's power utility outage problem known as Loadshedding.
This is the direct cause of the ANC party being completely inept at running a country and stealing trillions of dollars in taxpayer money.
Heads up, its Kaffer O'clock from 2pm to 8pm
by T the dog June 28, 2022
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kaffelaff

A common Norwegian word for a cup of coffee. You need a plenty of this but beware it's laxative.
En kaffelaff om dagen gjør godt for magen.

Ut på tur, aldri sur, med en liten kaffelaff på lur.

Først kaff, så laff.
by foggelino February 5, 2010
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kaffer budgie

A South African term to describe flies.
Look at all those kaffer budgies eating that kid's eyes.
by Vern-Dog May 18, 2016
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