kaliki mau

The feeling of having to poop, that one gets after smoking.

Where are you going? I was just coming out to have a smoke with you.

Sorry bro, Kaliki Mau

by Chickentinder September 26, 2017

KABUKI

Japanese theatre where only men were allowed to act, even female roles, until ban was recently lifted. Invented in order to allow peasants a theatre of their own, as going to nobles' theatre would result in either having their eyes gouged out or their ears ripped off. Performed in poses rather than fluid action. Often very depressing.

I wanted to see a kabuki production, but it's so expensive and I don't speak old-fashioned Japanese.

by Cassandra March 30, 2005

Kabuki

Showy posturing performed as an act of theater. Typically used by pundits to describe an empty political performance which serves to satisfy or distract an audience. The name refers to the Japanese tradition of Kabuki theater, eliciting imagery of heavily costumed characters performing sweeping gestures and holding exaggerated poses for an audience. The performance may appear as elaborate and sometimes strange (foreigners in drag).

While the public remained fixated on the Kabuki of the kind words and state visit by the charismatic leader, his administration was doubling down on trade violations and human rights abuses.

by TerryMander August 4, 2018

kabijillion

An extremely large amount, immeasurable, used as an exaggeration.

Cassie got a kabijillion double kills on halo 2.
I drank a kabijillion gallons of chai tea.
Christian has a kabijillion songs on his computer.

by J_a_k_e December 14, 2008

kabuki

know the difference between your kabuki and your bukkake

The expression means that the person does not know basic obvious things. That person lacks common sense or experience in the subject under discussion.

The expression is Similar to "not knowing shit from shinola" or "not knowing your ass from your elbow".

The actress accused James Cameron of never having a female lead in his movies. Obviously She doesn't know the difference between her kabuki from her bukkake.

by russ_rp January 4, 2022

Kabiring

Going to your friends for pre drinks and leaving with their brother

"pretty sure they were chatting on the roof top but then she ended up kabiring him"

by feed_al September 27, 2011

kabukicho

A red-light district.

Comes from the name for one of Tokyo's adult entertainment districts. See also "Roppongi."

I got more flow than a soapland ho west side of Kabukicho.

by Da Shiznit May 15, 2003