junk shot

the dumbest solution to a major oil spill in the history of the world where scientists plan on chucking trash into the leak hoping it will block it.

joe: what the fuck are you scientists thinking?

scientist: uhhhhhhh ummmmm OH! how bout we throw trash into it we can call it the junk shot!!! *chucks shit in pipe to oil spill hole*

by tellitlikeitis252 May 27, 2010

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Punching somebody in the balls.

Dude, I just hit Steve with a gnarly junk shot...I think he started pissing blood.

by DickSauceJones May 27, 2010

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A messy situation; an example of sloppy handiwork; a consequence of poor planning; a gathering that has descended into debauchery and chaos

"Dude, you're about to head out on a river trip and you haven't packed a lifejacket or nearly enough beer. You're runnin' a junkshow!"

Or, "The trip was a complete junkshow. By the second day we had gotten into the hard liquor, and by the third day everyone was dancing on the tabletops."

by Desertrose5418 October 11, 2008

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A method of birth control where the tip of the penis is cut off and dirt and other debris is shoved down the urethra to prevent any semen from coming out.

Studies conclude that junk shot is the least effective method of birth control.

by billthcat June 1, 2010

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A crazy or high risk solution to a problem or situation when everything else has failed.

Bill lost the spreadsheet he was working on for the meeting so he fired a junk shot and called in sick

by sofakingdom13 May 28, 2010

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A terrible, not thought through plan that is sure to fail.

Andy: Hey, do you want to hang out later?

Nate: Can't, I lied about my report card and my parents found out. Now I'm grounded...

Andy: Wow, that plan was a junk shot... I don't feel sorry for you at all...

by A1-Sponge June 5, 2010

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