jpmetz

The most beautiful and intelligent being in the entire universe. Although she is flawless in every single way, she spends her own time teaching us mere mortals her mastered makeup application skills and her life lessons. Her absolute perfection is envied by all. Sadly, nobody is worthy enough for her and nobody will ever be.

Comments on Jpmetz's Videos-

Jpmetz: "My mum told me your voice was annoying her.
So I moved 70 miles away."

Jpmetz: "I wish I were a tear so I could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips."

by ServantToJpmetz July 28, 2010

Jumeirah College

A school in Dubai which is full of extremely rude and stuck up people. There are some very smart people in this school but the rest are stupid and get no where in life. The school is branded as a "nurturing and caring enviornment" but this is a lie as bullying is common in every single corner. The dumb pakis try to act cool where they wear gucci belts but we all know that they are fake and are utter Chamakhs

Me:hey what school do you go to?
Stranger:I go to Jumeirah College Dubai
Me:eeew ur so stuck up get outta my face you imbicle. DESC aint too far from here

by Zeen Patko July 23, 2020

Juetten

Old German word meaning happy drunken man. Depicts lineage from the Juetland peninsula in Denmark.

That dude got all juetten at the party

by Jutang March 12, 2011

julette

A strong woman who stands up for herself and never says anything is impossible. She is beautiful and men fall for her with one glance and she is also a great mother or teacher

Man : here comes Julette ,I will never stop admiring her

by Love 55 June 1, 2018

Juneteenth

On June 8, 1967, Israel sunk US research ship USS Liberty in order to raise a false flag and blame the Egyptians for it. Thanks to audio recordings and witness testimonies, that false flag operation failed, even though media today says it was only a mistake on Israel's part. Juneteenth is a day specifically remembering the horrific tragedies the supposed "greatest ally" of the US caused to innocent US citizens.

Every Juneteenth we are reminded just how mean people could be.

by libertylover1488 June 22, 2021

Jumpt

the combination of jumpy and turnt caused by drinking to take the edge off cocaine induced anxiety

He liked her because she was confident yet laid back but it turned out she was just jumpt

by madethisjustforjumpt July 16, 2018

Jamet

an Indonesian slang for the people who loves rock music so much, example: Dear God, Seize The Day. Usually, "jamet have a long hair, that can cover their faces.

People 1: Woi bro, liat tuh orang, tuh orang kek jamet KAOWKAOWKA, bajunya aja udah keliatan kek orang jamet, apalagi style rambutnya ituloh!! panjang sampe mukanya ketutup! ( Yo bro, look at that guy! He looks just like a jamet HAHAHAHA, his shirt looks the same like jamet, especially his hairstyle! so tall that it can cover his face!
People 2: Eh iya , bener juga lu! (You're right!)

by njir :vos December 20, 2018