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The most beautiful and intelligent being in the entire universe. Although she is flawless in every single way, she spends her own time teaching us mere mortals her mastered makeup application skills and her life lessons. Her absolute perfection is envied by all. Sadly, nobody is worthy enough for her and nobody will ever be.
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Jpmetz: "My mum told me your voice was annoying her.
So I moved 70 miles away."

Jpmetz: "I wish I were a tear so I could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips."
by ServantToJpmetz July 28, 2010
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