Julius Caesar

A past ruler of ancient Rome. Hated by one, Gretchen Weiners.
(talking about Julius Caesar) - ''Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant why we all try not to get smooshed under his big feet! What's so great about Caesar hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, Brutus is just as smart as Caesar; everyone likes Brutus just as much as Caesar; And when did it become OK for someone to be the boss of everybody! because that is NOT what Rome is about. We should all totally just STAB CAESAR!''
by HermitTheFrog November 04, 2012
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Julius Caesar

Was killed by his subordinates
Some guy "You can't trust someone who isn't willing to subordinate themselves."

Hym "Julius Caesar was killed by his subordinates. Lenin was killed by Stalin. Stalin was subordinate Lenin. Cain was subordinate to Abel in a certain context. I mean do you even hear yourself!? You can almost exclusively NOT trust subordinates. That statement was the exact opposite of truth. Yet there you stand. Flashing your ethos card and being wrong."
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the Julius Caesar

when someone dips their haemorrhoids (bum grapes) into someone else's mouth, similar to the art of tea bagging. Named 'The Julius Caesar after' the great man himself and his recognised love of grapes.
she said she liked grapes, so I did what only a loving partner would do, I gave her The Julius Caesar
by Tinkblob Sugarwosits January 03, 2011
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Julius Caesar

It means cool. Surfer dudes and knight cosplayers typically use it. It sometimes also means « Kiss me, bro! »
« YOOOO, Julius Caesar please!! »
« Ight say less »
by Excitedexcitement101 August 18, 2021
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The Julius Caesar

The act of having anal sex with with your bestfriend's wife or girlfriend and immediately following ejaculation screaming Et Tu Brute!!!!!!!! Extra points if done while wearing a toga, and the "hat trick" if you do all of this on March 15 ( the ides of March). In reference to William Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.
Dude, my "best friend " never paid me the 300 dollars he owed me so I tied my sheets on toga style and gave his girlfriend "The Julius Caesar"!

Nice.
by Neg273.15C December 01, 2010
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Julius Caesar Especiale

The act (and art) of receiving fellatio from a female counterpart in a dimly lit room while being fanned and fed grapes. The fanning and feeding of grapes may be performed independently, through a series of short breaks (typically at a greater frequency toward the beginning of the process), granted at least one hand or set of lips remains in contact with the penis (and in motion) throughout the fanning and/or feeding period. The receiver of such acts typically sips wine throughout the process and may provide feedback to the female in terms of technique, endurance, and overall performance, as desired.
The splendors of that Julius Caesar Especiale i received the other night can only compare to a blissful, pre-sneeze sense of weightlessness and ephemeral descent through the seemingly infinite tides of ecstacy.
by Neurosojourner September 19, 2010
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Gaius Julius Caesar

The greatest politician and tactitions of the Roman era, Julius Caesar engaged in a series of wars is Gaul, moder day France occupied by a number of barbarian tribes. He added Gaul to the empire and soon desired more power. He defeated the armies of Pompey, his greatest rival, and marched into the city of Rome. He became sole ruler of the Roman Republic and was advised by the Senate of Rome. He was not, however, the first emperor. The Roman Republic was replaced by the Roman Empire during the reign of Rome's first emperor Augustus Caesar.
Gaius Julius Caesar was one of the greatest military leaders in history.
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