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juggalo/juggalette

People who smell weird and are inevitably fat, ugly/deformed, acne-ridden, or all of the above, and enjoy listening to recordings of two fat, ridiculous, middle-aged men donning clown makeup grunting about murder, having sex with children, and insects crawling on their genitalia.
Thankfully, most die relatively young of meth overdose, suicide, syphilis, or by drowning in a puddle of their own drool. Unfortunately, far too many perpetually keep the "d-bag" gene in the pool by reproducing and creating bigger fuck-tards than they could ever dream of being themselves.
"The illiterate juggalo/juggalette that looks like Ron Jeremy in drag is fellating the grease-pile-excuse for a teenage boy half her size in exchange for a cigarette"

"Jimmy, the juggalo who dropped out of community college after a week, likes to wear clown makeup, sell meth, and commit statutory rape when he's not masturbating over Victoria's Secret catalogs in his mother's basement"
by RabbleWabble September 10, 2007
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A juggalo/jugalette are fans of the rap group Insane Clown Posse(ICP). We are known as outcasts and different, because we have dissimilar interest than mostly everyone else. We represent the hatchet charm, and yes, some of us smoke a lot of pot. We usually come from rough backgrounds, so we put on a tough front so no one sees the pain that is hidden inside. While most people think that we paint our faces all the time, we only paint our faces when we go to the gathering. People also think that we use "ICP slang". Not all Juggalos/Juggalettes use "ICP slang".
The reason Juggalos/Juggalettes listen to ICP is not because it is a group of laughing clowns, but because their songs can take the mind off of the environment around them. ICP shows teenagers and adults that being different is not a bad thing. Stereotypes say Juggalos/Juggalettes are morbidly obese, but that is not true for ALL Juggalos/Juggalettes.
Juggalo/Juggalette are misunderstood, because of stupid stereotypes.
Hey, that person is a fan of ICP, he is probably a juggalo.
by Jessii(: June 15, 2014
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A juggalo/juggalette is a person who listens to ICP or any of that other psycho music. They might be a nice person but that crap clogs their brain and causes them to act like brainless blobs of faygo and faggotry(not a word but niether is juggalo/juggalette). From my experinces with people professing to be Juggalos/Juggalets, the are generaly irrational and obnoxis. Tending to hit things and scream "I don't give a Fu<k" And also the fact that they think ICP is actually telling of the real world and of things to come is completely obsurd. How can someone rapping,(if you can call it that) would rap about such things as they do and try to say that they are trying to save people and relate it to God. He has a special section of hell mapped out just for them, a buring pool of faygo and facepaint.
A Juggalo/Juggalette once tryed to diss Eminem and the onlything he could do was copy Marshalls lyrics and make it all to easy for Slim Anus to diss them right back, cause he doesnt get fucked in his like you two faggots do.
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A stupid fucking whore who paints her face to look like a clown and has very low self confidence and hangs out with fucking loosers who are known as "juggalos." These juggalos and juggalettes are loosers who are commonly alcoholics and frequently use recreational drugs. When they actually get a job, they have jobs (sometimes) that pay the minimum wage, and are counterproductive to society. They spend what money they earn to buy alcohol, cigarettes, drugs, and they also use it to gamble, as they are commonly also addicted to gambling. They listen to shitty music produced under the "psychopathic records" label, and think it is cool.
poor hygeine is another common trait of these scum bags.
bob;
"what in the fuck was that whorish looking chick with the clown makeup?"
joe;
"fucking loosers call themselves juggalettes."
bob;
"thats the lamest fucking thing i have ever heard of."
by Mike McLovin March 17, 2008
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A Group OF Freak Girls That Listen TO ICP as apposed to the male followers Juggalos. Usally Wear makeup To Imitate a Clow, and tend to smoke alot of Pot. Hated Enemy Of the Staight-edgers. Who dont somke pot. These Gilrs Also tend to be Whores Alot Of the time.
Dude The girl is such a juggalette lets jump her.
Im gonna Fuckthat juggalette from the show last night for a dime bag.
by Justin B. P. November 2, 2006
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A juggalo's bitch. They tend to be obnoxious and ugly as sin.
by Shard October 27, 2006
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Juggalette

Apparently likes to run around saying it's about "being yourself", while being in a group of (apparently millions) who are just like them.

The music it's based on is... very profane and disturbing, lacking in any kind of depth, and the following of this borders on being a cult, but at least they're loyal, dedicated, and believe in what they're a part of.

They're not all fat, or sexy, or druggies, or loose, or saints. Though there are obvious attention, self-esteem, maturity, and/or reality issues (which could be said with following any obsession of this sort to such a degree). That said, they're not ALL the same, some borderline not being an actual juggalette.

Most of this occurs strictly online, where people can act as tough as they want, hookup easily, and raid in groups without fear in an act of attempted intimidation (just see earlier definitions).

The lyrics are still disturbing...
Myyearbooker: "This person's myyearbook name is '*so in so* is a juggalette fan for lyf'. What's that?"

Friend: "Check their playlist for Insane Clown Posse, or see if they have any juggalo friends or boyfriends on their friend list."
by Not A Pseudonym May 11, 2011
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