juck

A combination of actions where one jumps on somebody and fucks them. This should not be attempted without proper padding and other forms of protection.

Dana didn't juck me because she's not a lesbian.
I like to juck hangdude because he's my e-lover.

by SpankyJewels September 15, 2008

Juck

a nice way to say fuck

oh juck!...

by miss.tab March 19, 2003

juckes

A man with a minute penis and usually gets smaller when erect. Can usually be found at b&q, gingsters, or ontop of a yoga ball. Pastimes are usually gay porn, spying on small children and earlobes

That guy is such a Juckes

by Monketjoe May 30, 2016

Juck

You call the jeep gladiator a juck because of how ugly it is.
They're also a wannabe truck.

Man look at that loser driving a juck.

by anonymous May 20, 2022

Juck

verb, to fuck someone else with your penis while the recieving end of the party is still wearing their jeans (Juck = Jean Fuck)

Jeff: "I'm horny"
Stephanie: "Hold on, lemme take my jeans off"
Jeff: "NO NO NO WAIT! Keep em on, i wanna fuck you with your jeans on...."
Stephanie: "How are you gonna do that?"
Jeff: "I'm gonna put my penis in between your thighs and fuck your jeans..."
Stephanie: "WHAT?!?"
Jeff: "Its called jucking, just go with it"

-or-

Tod: "Yo bro, are those hollister jeans?"
Steve: "Yea man"
Tod: "Lemme juck those"

by Badandy163 August 23, 2009

Juck

Verb: To shove up one’s own ass
e.g. juck, jucking, jucked

He just jucked my fucking toothbrush what the fuck

This bitch is about to juck a grapefruit what the fuck is going on in this Kmart

by Shlofty September 3, 2022

Juck

A mixture between yuck and junk.

When you're filling your body full of juck food.

by High Fructose Corn Syrup February 28, 2017