When someone rates the looks of the person they're having sex with (1-10), higher than most people would say. To make it seem like they don't bang ugly people.
A 1-10 scale for rating women. This scale is usally 3 or more points higher then what most people would rate the same girl.
A 1-10 scale for rating women. This scale is usally 3 or more points higher then what most people would rate the same girl.
"That girl is cute I'd say she's a 6. A 9 all day on the Joubert scale."
"I finally met the girl Jay said was an 8, there's no way . He must be using the Joubert Scale! She's barely a 5."
"I finally met the girl Jay said was an 8, there's no way . He must be using the Joubert Scale! She's barely a 5."
by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020
Get the Joubert Scale mug.A juertin is an old guy usually around 72 who thinks he’s still a “swinger” from the sixties. He take’s megadoses of Cialis and hangs out at the mall getting occasional hard on when teenage girls go by. He likes to screw older, lonely, bitter women who are the wives of his friends and family - he’s borderline incestuous and has a deep seated Oedipus complex. His children are nervous wrecks and resentful. Go figure! Oh did I mention that he likes to look at little girls’ underwear.
He sees himself as a Cowboy Casanova but can never bring it home. Beats off to pornography and can only come if it’s on his wife’s shoes.
Juertin men usually disguise their perverse ways by becoming executives and marrying unassuming school teachers.
I do give him credit for his support for diversity; his current lovers include a midget, a manly woman from Philadelphia, and a washed up, hag socialite.
He sees himself as a Cowboy Casanova but can never bring it home. Beats off to pornography and can only come if it’s on his wife’s shoes.
Juertin men usually disguise their perverse ways by becoming executives and marrying unassuming school teachers.
I do give him credit for his support for diversity; his current lovers include a midget, a manly woman from Philadelphia, and a washed up, hag socialite.
See that bald guy sitting in the food court drinking a Starbucks? Keep away from him. That creep who makes my skin crawl is a real juertin.
by Suburbia gone wrong July 6, 2022
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by jordyn100 November 6, 2018
Get the jobert mug.1) Used in lieu of a word you can't remember, but whose meaning can be understood in context. Typically replaces a noun, but can be a verb or adjective if necessary.
2) Appended to a sentence to signify uncertainty, often in a shaky or questioning tone.
2) Appended to a sentence to signify uncertainty, often in a shaky or questioning tone.
It's pouting out here! I wish I'd thought to grab my juber when I left home this morning.
That sounds like a good plan...juber.
That sounds like a good plan...juber.
by dorthu June 11, 2008
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